| Show SAY IT T AGAIN I 1 By Herb Price I Manners of Speaking We cant can't prove it happened but hut r m eterson tells us it did when I Jensen and Ray McCarty McCart local fal al l beagles met on the street Bother other day Said aId Ed Hey you ou big dope thy hy hv didn't you ou speak t to me ten hen I passed you ou on the street he other da day 1 Said Ra Ray Oh I was with om on i it t Punctuate Pis Ms We dont don't know for sure who nho ells the tallest tales golfers or n hut but until the real hing comes along well we'll string long tong with this yarn arn forwarded j y f Ronnie concerning the club golfer who pla played ed in Holl Hollywood Technically speaking the guy t. t er iJ b. b buthe buLhe the met t i movie oh I 1 to another and finally they ded up on the lin links s for a f friend friend game ganie Well said Mid the Hollywood Ha Lia i we pla play for How out two fifty a hole And the well so Salt iker ker agreed figuring he couldn't e too much money even if it he heIt heit het it t every hole So Sa the game game was played and the theat at 1 man ended up three holes to toe e good and he beamed no little 1 ten en n the producer said hed he'd send senda in a check And im imagine his surprise when e received the check after hed he'd home and found Itne it de ne out for Ilot not But But But Butot But But- Not ot that it will work any better an m any other excuse if as well vell it Il we you might be inter- inter ted ed in in the latest and currently pular exu excuse at police court Its It's been given several times of ofte ofte ofte te by newlyweds arrested for Ceding eding and it goes like this WelI lell yer honor I just been BUried narried two wee weeks and m my wife wake me up early carly enough I 50 T I was late to work so ISO I went a little fast V Thanks Charle Charley r Patriot 1 den Stanle Stanley genial manager r for Salt Lake Cit City Lines may sot Fot t know it but hes he's got a wine lena wIne fan who commutes Between tw n his his home and Liberty park almost dall dally daily And according to Dave e Reed and andrich rich ch zones Jones this bus fan is just justS S fanatic over Mr Stanleys Stanley's a as anybody ever got over a game one recent rainy Sunday ight nt just before the last bus was 3 run when Da Dave ve and Erich ered their friend a a a. ride in into to P Own n in their car r j get awfully wet et waitIng waltor walt wait alt alt- Ing for or that bus thc they argued Come Urne on OD In with us Nope said he gue guess s not v Got a weekly bus pass and it won Wont Won't t b be any good t t morro so I Rd J a d better use it it dont don't want to waste It C Nor did he W When they drove by L few moments later there he heu I u Lii Liil d l true e t to his word getting di 11 i bu bus drenched while waiting for |
