Show My Opinion By Walter KIernan K KIernanA A farmer In California has petitioned the W P B for for- priority priority priority prior prior- ity on a bathtub He says conversations With his fiancee have bogged down on plumbing and there wont won't be beany beany beany any marriage pact unless he can work up a lather He says he can produce twice as many eggs for defense If he has a wife But he cant can't get the wife unless unless unless un un- less the tub comes first He is willing to forego pleasure pleas pleas- ure and bathe for business purposes purposes purposes pur pur- poses only Thought for the day The constitution gives every man the right to bear arms but hes he's on his own when it comes to washing washing wash wash- i ing g them |