Show PARROT CUSSED SO I MUCH HE SHOCKED ALL THE NEIGHBORS lt NEW W YORK YORK Spectators Spectator inthe In Inthe the Police Pollee court yesterday esterday thought it particularly apropos that a magistrate nam d Crane Crano should be bo a asked ked to sit flit in Judgment on an ag aged d parrot whose loquacity has driven one of oC Us un- un Miners listeners to seek relief from tho the feathered orator by the le legal a method I Nicholas G Gerrity 76 years earR old of No 37 East sixth Seventy street said paid to be betho betho bethe tho the Impresario of ot the profuse poll polly was bubbling over o with indignation when nhen he marched into court in answer er to a urn sum mono mon Issued d on complaint of or Capt Edwin 1 D. D Graft Graff a fL former ott c officer pr r in tn tho thA National Guard who with his wife occupies rooms in the Carrollton apartments No Mad l ison n avenue Th The ThA rear of oC the latt latter r build lag Ing backs upon the Gerrity hou house t This bringing mn me to court is an n out- out ralo stormed Mr Ir Gerrity Who Vho asked d for tor or this summons Mr Grail Graft replied the tho court He lie complains that your parrot ha hag heen been ex exceeding ex cx- the speech limit 4 Ho does does he ejaculated d Gerrity turning toward th the captain and his wife wICe and pounding the tho floor with a log loer ot of wood he carried for tor a cane I want Mr Ir Graft Graft Graff not Graft Gratt If you vou Interrupted Inter Inter- the tue ca captain Th Thoros Theres no final t t. t Gentlemen n interrupted the court have to confine yourselves s to th the parrot and drop personality What hat dots does the bird say that Is so 50 annoying I never use uee such suh language before my 01 wife replied the th captain and if It I did you'd oud be justified in sending me to Jail for tor contempt of ot court What mv my husband says sas is 19 the tho truth said paid Mrs Graff Gratt Our apartments overlook overlook over over- look this per persons person's ons on's back yard ard where the parrots parrot's cage cago is IE All da day long IonS and far tar In Into Into Into In- In to the tho night we are arc driven to insanity by such Buch soothing shrieks as Step lively please pleas Car ahead Going down Oh Ob see who's hos h here re and Bloody murder Ill admit the tho bird Is Js spirited high sal said eald Gerrity but the tho tenants in th Carrollton house houA are to blame blamo if tt ho he scolds colds The They ha have thrown everything e from tram an old shoe to a washbowl at his cage How old is he asked the court I never nc asked him replied Gerrity But Bul ho he singH singe the Sweet t By and By That's a a. few tew years ears old The bird belon belongs s sto to m my daughter who is traveling lIng In Europe You can tell ho how l bad ad It Is said Graft Graff seeing a good chance to land Why h the woman that owns him cant can't stand It I 1 think the tho parrot should have n f chance to defend himself said Gerr If It your our Honor will wait walt Ill I'll go o up homo home and get him After Arter much talk by both sides MagIstrate Magistrate Magis MagIs- Crano Crane made Gerrity promise that In Inthe inthe the tho future the family spellbinder would swing swinE from the tho front of the tho house The Tho parties were on the way to the street treet when Graft Graff rushed back hack and 8 wild said 11 1 that G Gerrity had threatened to punch him In the e eye Did you say sar that asked the court I did not answered Gerrity But Dut you cans can's stop me from rom thinking Th Then n thoy they left b by separate doors |