Show MILL MILLIONS 0 NS OF HELLOS Visiting Elks Will Utter 1 Words of Greeting The society women of Evanston E III Ill and Appleton WIs Is have placed their stamp of or disapproval upon the Benevolent Benevolent Benevolent lent and Protective Order of or Elks because because because be be- cause the salutation Hello Bill Dill Is Iscon con considered a vulgar ul ar expression b by them They also taboo the hello u used ed edIn In telephoning The They have hare started a n. reform which It is said Is gaining Inthe In Inthe inthe the Middle West est These women have substituted the words Are you there for the simpie simple simple sim sim- pie hello While they have hare not gone so 50 far as to request the Elks to sa say sayto saytO to each other when the they meet Are re you OU there It St is feared the they may Inthe In Inthe inthe the E shape hape of or a a. communication make such a n. to the grand grind lod lodge e in August Hello is not slang It Is one of or the oldest root words and persists In all nil Aryan ryan t by the law of or the survival of ot the fit lit In German German German Ger Ger- man it Is Halloh in southern Europe It is Hola liola Halloo of sporting tales and the Hello which Coleridge rhymed with follow rollow Life Is too short for the Elks to substitute substitute sub sub- substitute Are you ou there Dill BMP Bill for the familiar salutation Hello Bill There will ill be Elks In Salt Lake In Au Au- gust It is expected that each one o of them will say gay Hello Bill times in greeting his brothers In the salu tation Are you jou OU there Bill Bill there are two additional words If It Elks I sa say Hello Dill Bill to other bucks It means the tho utterance of words B By making the Elks Sol say Are Are you OU there Bill Dill the number is In Increased increased In- In creased to At the rate of or a word a second minutes would be uselessly wasted b by the boys In Salt Lake if Ir the they conformed themselves with the wishes of or the women opposed to the thc word Hello That reduced to hours means menns 2085 2015 weeks or a a. little over live five years ears Can you ou imagine a lot of or Elks throwing ln away that valuable time at a 3 grand lodge reunion 7 |