Show GOOD STORIES ON NOT NOTABLE ABL PERSONS PERSON Mark Twains Twain's Latest Mark Twain tells more than one ono amusing story of or his travels through India On One has hns to do with a aver very pompous pompous pomp pomp- ous member of oC the Bombay Judiciary judiciary- a fellow so flied filled with the sense of ot hit his own Importance that he never seemed to realize he wa was not a n person of or universal universal uni uni- uni versal Interest He was strutting back and forth on the platform of or a n. wayside wayside way way- side station Awaiting waiting for a train every ery now not and then scowling down the tho track as if unable tunable to understand why any railroad should dare keep him waltIn waiting wait wait- In Ing InAs As the train pulled up to the time station station sta eta tion a n. perspiring Englishman who had evidently come con ina hurr hurry rushed out outon outon outon on the platform touched the Judge on the tho shoulder and asked naked Tell feU me me-is me IH this the Bombay train The Jud Judge e drew himself up tip brushed the strangers stranger's arm aside and cut cuttingly cutting tingly ting ting- ly remarked Im not nol the siri siriO O 0 f Youre You're not said ald the Englishman English English- man evidently surprised Then with an all air of oC extreme exasperation he de deI demanded de- de Well what in the devil do you OU mean menn by swaggering s about as I thou though h you OU were Police Court Stories At dinner the other evening Col George Georg-e T T. on the British Empire league delegate from Canada Canalla said it was too bad to revive re Toronto Police Pollee court stories s about him In this count coun coun- t try Having HaYing said that he volunteered one himself On a 3 previous visit to England he hue contributed an article to the Westminster Gazette on the military mili tar tary aspects of or Imperialism which was reprinted in the Toronto papers On his return to the magisterial bench one of oC the first culprits to face tace him was tin un Irishman named Maher an old of of- fender the matter this time 1 Mailer laher asked the Colonel Drunk jer cr worship responded Maher Sure I read the fine article ese wrote In the English papers and the grand v av ut ut upset me Maher said tho the Colonel you OU are discharged ed ag as It seems you OU read that article which I 1 believe e few rew other people peo- peo In this province did Its yourself yourself your your- our self clr Is a rale said Mr Ir Maher I bowing to the Colonel a as he left leCt the dock Manchester Guardian I |