Show I WORTH TWICE AS AZ AS MUCHA MUCH I A Lutheran minister In III a Western estern American town told me an amusing story the other day lay ald said a gentleman I Ito to a reporter Some time ago o as this minister was walking along a street of oC the town nn an old German advanced to toward toward to- to ward warl him with extended hand The minister shook hands but re remarked remarked remarked re- re marked that he could not recall his name Oh yes es es said the old German you OU remember me I am am the man who vho gave you a n pig when you sou married me The minister tel smiled as he recalled d the Incident and as he was sas about to ask about the wife wire the old German said Now I r tell YOU jou what Ill I'll do When hen henou you ou married me I gave you a pig so Ill I'll give elve I e you OU two pigs If Ir you ou now un- un marry me Cassells Cassell's Journal |