Salt Lake Telegram | 1902-02-06 | Page 6 | Didn't Wait for Questions

DIDN'T WAIT FOR QUESTIONS A well known known wel-known North Side divine tells this story stOr concerning a little year old in this city His mother expected the minister to dinner and thought It might not be b out of place to coach the little fellow some as a he was wa inclined to be bek wayward d Now k Johnny she said sJ when the minister comes to dinner and ad asks ask you how old you OU are you must say say say-S 5 years old Then when he asks ak you who you love you must say everybody When hen he asks you where bad boys BO go when they die tell tel him they go to hell hel The minister as usual patted the little littleboy littleboy boy on the head and asked aked How old are you my boy The little Itte fellow scratched his head a a moment to think what his mother had ha told him to say and then he blurted out Five years ears old I Ilove Ilove Ilove love everybody go to hel hell Of course the mother explained that the little fellow had answered all al the questions at once that he meant eat no rudeness rudeness rudeness rude rude- ness to the minister I 4 I