| Show IT rr IS TO LAUGH Suppose said the man with th thIS the morbid imagination that the tr trus trus j make everything so expensive that th public cant can't afford to buy what then thea Now what's the use of talking nonsense non n sense answered the business ma fun a trust has is All the taking p Pe PepIe's Peo pies pie's money from them What they ther get all the money they'll simply have to give a lot of it out again or stop the whole amusement Washington Washington s star r Revised Anatomy Who Anatomy Who was wished all Rome had one neck so that thai he might cut it off off dont don't know but Ive I've I r seen BOrne som me women that would like to have hea heaton heat on the plan of the hydra so that the could wear all the bonnets In town Washington Times Time He walked up to the hotel regis regist and signed his name with withE a flouris fiouris C TI K Look here Turner exclaimed th ti clerk clerIc who knew him well are the they hunting for you or what Where d j you get that outlandish name Get back my boy oy get back Your You slow low replied Turner airily as he lit cigar my same old name written written writ ten In plain English and pronounce as usual usual just Just Turner Look at It c o 0 course I do it Just to get them a at guessing They wonder what nation am dm m from what my name Is I ca canow canow canow now bear hear people talk about me roe a aU around It is as I said before Englis Engli spelling there Is the sound et e 0 t t t In phthisis olo there is the ur colonel colone en there is the n a in gnat mae Is the sound of er In myrrh myrr Now If that does not spell Turner What hat does it spell Chat The Hari lIard Working Farmer I I used used to think that tha all farmers were were overwork overworks d until I went to the county fairAnd fairAnd fairAnd fair And what did yo yoU see there They had chairs covered with eY 0 postage stamps and lace crosses cu eu out of perforated cardboard and 0 or oa woman had a quilt with five pieces in it Needn't tell me people Ilk lii like that are overworked unless It Is rom choice Washington choice Washington Times Brown Brown In In my estimation most pUll ping and other re remedies edies advertised toda teds today are an imposition Green Green Yes And If Bunyan were living Uy liv ing there would likely be a tion He would call It the Pills Pill's Gri Grin Grim e Progress Advertising Advertising Progress Yeast Yeast Yeast-Is Is that a jumper your fries friend Is riding C No Noi No it looks to me as ael I Imy If my friend was the jumper Yonkers Yonker Yonker Statesman ir Monahan Poor Monahan-Poor Poor Clancy Donegan Why Donegan-Why Why man alive aUve greal grea luck hes he's in I 1 Dye call it luck to have r wan o yer legs cut ut off off I Av y It'll only cost him halt half as much now for shoes and pants it Ih Philadelphia Record I I I see that Mrs Mrs is addressing addressing addressing ad ad- Scientific club dressing the Mothers' Mothers Or thi this afternoon on The Care of ot Child Child- ChildS S ren Speaking of children who vho was that fl youngster that broke into Snoops Snoop's candy store last night and robbed the 0 till jill S That Why That Why that was Mrs J deight's youngest Baltimore Baltimore News t They were sitting close to the edge of the Palisades feet above e I Ithe the bosom of the noble Hudson J Will Will you fly with me me he asked Me O 0 0 this is so precipitous sh OhO lila uS gurgled Yonkers Yonkers Statesman ar I sun Suffering with a 0 cold asked the rn ni r rYes n nI hotel clerk I Yes I It Its very unpleasant i tu 1 Oh I dont don't mind it as much el usual I am a stranger In this tOWS town town town-j Y-J Y Theres There's no one likely to give me uS vice about it Globe Democrat j duCt q do rno What my daughter marry you common clod of a a. farmer fanner youn man man you must be crazy crazy the choleric old gentleman with tH tb Mark Henna build We looked to see the young yeung man mO-fl I Ia the overalls wither up and disappearing Ih h but Instead he smiled faintly eve lt and Jingling a a. bunch O Cn t ch change in his pocket r remarked marked I Mr t I planted tu-erni tu acres to potatoes last spring and an th t crop rop was a success ie What cried the old man mn und lund remorse ih lb his ton tones s Tt Twee Twe e acres of potatoes And I railed aIled Ie you r Youre You're an agriculturist sll 54 T D be beI and I Im I'm Im proud to have you as a in Syracuse in n Syracuse Herald Ilet Herld etl etlI j I This This bright bright particular icu youngster unter ta W t- WA ba A concerning it tl I I things of this life le although he occasionally eCu occa permits himself an j jO into s something not quite clear to tile hIm O One e evening he was as sitting v it U Aunt Aunt Mazy Mary and ad Aunt Lucretia Lucreta Con COD had hd turned ture to the of unmarried women and the yoU yoUster youn ster listened intently In a pause paus the t talk lk he looked loke up and asked What are maiden laes ladies A Aunt nt Mary Iary replied n They The are ladles ladies lades who never get gt m tied 1 ted n The youngsters youngster's brow contractS contract and Aunt Mary ade added to make t tl b clearer Di 1 They are like Aunt Lucretia Lucreti me ITIS me th the salt lt of the earth 1 V In Instantly the youngster exclaimed a aThen Then those who get married marie are ae t tYro ro rop p pepper I suppose N. N. N Y Post I e A little girl from a a. crowded ten ha ment-house ment was delightedly telling friend in the college coUge settlement ab abher aWn ab abt oty t her hr new now teacher 1 jut t a perfect lady 1 l what she Is said sid 1 the child ailt Huh How do k rov 1 she's ahe 1 4 fOlk O i you know t perfect lady lay questioned her 1111 Youve known v n her only two da days al if Its easy enough telling was Id indignant answer anser I 1 know perfect lady because she makes make me fee tIl b polite all al the time youths time Youths Youth's Youths Youth's Compa Sh ShI I ion n Ik J 1 ln nio hi r l r Bon OH alt |
