Salt Lake Telegram | 1938-09-22 | Page 4 | Grandpapa Should Know!

1 Should Know S ITs IT's TS T'S S a an even bet that Count Gustaf G. G von von Frederick zu Brandenburg never got to the point point of climbing on the knee of his old mans man's old ld man that man that hoary old gentleman who now resides at Doom Doorn The Netherlands and once called himself the Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm II i Th The count during a brief visit between trains in in Salt Lake City casually let it be known YI hat ha it he was hurrying back to Germany via his estate state in Denmark there to discard his swank Civilian c clothes lothes and replace them with the grim o ominous l ous uniform of the German army He h had d been on a business an and pl pleasure asure trip tripS trip'S S throughout the United States and its possessions he said The nature of his business he chose ot to discuss but of S the of-the the pleasures he ha had l encountered 1 i- i he spoke more freely and let it be known that I am charmed with your city and and plan lan iVf to come back some day It is to be hoped that the he count can can carry out his plans that he on one day ay will come back again agam a wiser man for having hurried to Germany to don the uniform of Hitler and be prepared for forS S the the whole world hopes will not happen r IK t What Herr Gustaf could have learned 1 ned sitting on the knee of his grandfather grandfather is questionable t i. i of course Hitler himself probably could uld have hav learned nothing had he chosen t to sita siti across ross I the table and talk over old times with Wilh Wilhelm hn The c-The The w-The vagaries of youth are indeterminable T light of what has gone on before re It takes m manra many n j a a burned finger to teach an infant that things ike stoves are hot The count on his way back to put his c ci- ci clothes in moth balls and get ready for whatever may happen could probably get a alot clot elot lot of good sound information if he det detoured h through Doom Doorn and had a chat with Grandfather Grandfather Grandt Grand- Grand t father Wilhelm If it t it could be arranged it t W wouldn't hurt a bit to o ex extend end an 1 invitation invitation to toH I He Herr H rr Hitler to toJ drop yer the the family family I C. C S 1 S f in a stein of beer beer or or milk since Hitler is it a teetotaler I IThen IThen Then if Grandfather Wilhelm would he could tell them a a. little littIe bit about bout the business of setting the world on fire And should know