Salt Lake Telegram | 1938-09-20 | Page 17 | Flashes of Life

FLASHES ES V I Of Life l MUST BE LOVE SOUTH BEND Ind Sept 20 UP Mrs Vida M M. Aukerman told Circuit Circuit Cir Cir- Judge Dan Pyle her husband broke three of her ribs during a t. t dispute al alThe The judge granted her a 8 dIvo divorce e N Nand and restored her maiden name nam name 5 The name Love Lov t 4 o e e e WEATHER NOTE 3 t PITTSBURGH Sept 20 UP Win Win Winter ter must be near near An earmuff was turned In at the lost and found window of a neighborhood neighborhood neigh neigh- movie The picture palace V. V isn't of the air cooled variety S either cither 1 OKLAHOMA IA CITY Sept 20 UP I D- IJames V 5 James Porter 18 IS was in a hurry for relief from a splitting head head- ache Alcohol Drink He dissolved a aNo No Help Help sedative in what In Headache he thought was wasa a glass of water and nd gulped the mixture The liquid was rubbing alcohoL Hospital attendants said Porters Porter id would recover 7 e e e a WELCOME WELCO VISITOR ANCHORAGE Alaska Sept 20 UP UPI Dr J J. H H. Romig went miles into isolated country to hunt Moose j. j Returning handed empty-handed he discovered discovered dis dis- covered fresh moose tracks on his lawn e FORGETFUL FARES CHICAGO Sept 20 UP Conduct R-Conduct- P Conduct Conductors ors of Chicago's elevated lines find find a it a bit tiresome tiresome recovering the they umbrellas left behind by forgetful t passengers There were about left on trains last year and that's not all aU Between and articles were lost Most the company said in including including in- in eluding such items as wooden legs false teeth crutches canes baby carriages and ca caged ed canaries canaries o e e I e eDES DES MOINES Iowa Sept 20 UP CP When one Des Moines man makes r his next cent 1 payment he will witt beall be all aU square with Iowan louan Ta Pays Pay s the federal gov gov- L Four Cents on his I Income Tax income tax for for 1937 7 When the man learned his in income come com tax amounted t to 4 cents cents' he he began paying it in q quarterly payments pay pay- ments A check up showed he had been regular in n his cent 1 pay payments ments for the first three quarters a e 0 CA CANDID DID SALESMAN IAN PHILADELPHIA Sept 20 UP p- p Uncle Sam is a candid salesman A notation o on oa a bat batch h of 62 musical mu musical mu mu- instruments offered for sale salo at the Philadelphia navy yard informed in informed in- in V formed prospective tive buyers Not Not in very ery good condition conditi would condition would n-would would cost cost more to repair than to replace H e e a YOUNGEST UNCLES BATA BATAVIA VIA N N. Y Sept 20 UP A A pair of year olds entered a claim today as the states state's youngest uncles Uncles Albert and Alfred McVay twins arc in the first grade as are are t r their niece Velma 7 and nephew Kenneth McVay Jr 6 6 J Asked how it felt to be an uncle s sAlbert Albert lbert said i f Its f i