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O Smith Jr who with his wife reported the drinking habits of Giffin Glum which they noticed as his house guests The cou didn't rule on what makes snakes a agen- agen gen gen- tieman The National Broadcasting company company com corn pany proudly points out that It ignored ignored ig- ig nored lored John Warde's suicide from the he Gotham hotels hotel's seventeenth story one of the biggest news stories stories sto sto- sto- sto ries rica of all time in New York City arguing that it was too terrible to report It merely was a front page feature of the New York Times Time which considered it news fit to top p print rin t. t An entire edition of a London newspaper Mas wu recalled because of a photo of il n duce duct that came out like that famous ad blunder which Crawford Burton the gentleman jockey sued over and won Germany ma makes faces es at England and England stands in a corner and shivers while a little nation like Czechoslovakia talks back to Germ Germany Germany Ger Ger- m many ny and its women show guts by demanding rifles From the Tuesday August 2 New NewYork NewYork NewYork York Times Russians Russian Report Routing touting Japanese in Battle From rom the same days day's Post Pott headlines headlines head- head lines ines Japan Reports Repulsing Foe Toe That's what happens when news comes via press agents Instead instead instead in in- stead of reporters H n duces duce's government out of ot pal pal- ship with Adolf the paper hanger fixed up a law which ignoring the time blood lines Jines of centuries declares de sit- dares clares all Italians are Aryans It takes a dictatorship to outlaw your our ir ancestors and give you a new t Phil K Wrigley Wrisley boss of the Chicago Chi cago Cubs wanted to fire Manager Charlie Grimm for Incompetence But he had to wait walt until the team was stopped in a winning streak before his act m made de sense Every August the sp spenders swoop down on Saratoga to play the bosses the he slot machines and the rest of the he chump traps giving the burg burgis its is sole month of prosperity And annually the officials up there threaten to clamp down and discourage discourage discourage dis dis- dis- dis courage the people from coming there there-a here a routine which the cynical boss hoss loss players have labeled Sara togas toga's one day reform wave Barbara Hutton before her rift with th Count itz Haug Haugwitz R reneged on her U. U S. S citizenship to enjoy the protection of her hubb hubby's Denmark Th Then n she picked the British courts to protect protect protect pro pro- her she said ald from him The U. U S. S had a vulgar usefulness in supplying the cash sh to convince her how grand those other countries countries countries coun coun- tries are After W. W Lee ODaniel had copped the tie Democratic nomination for governor governor gov- gov of Texas on the claim that he was a hillbilly flour salesman the H Trib's Mark Sullivan gave him a silk silk ilk stocking rating as a successful chamber hamber of commerce member Lucky for ODaniel the Daily Worker Work Work- er r didn't know that when it needed a name to call him I One of the society scribblers on n a p. p m. m rag is in a state of panic because because be- be I cause ause she just knows a war between Italy taly and Great Britain would put puta a a. stop top to those adorable shindigs Italian Ambassador Dino Grandl Grandi is I hurling In London Londo Another tragedy of war is that a blockade would prevent the landing of ot Iem lemon nc fo foe tea Branch R Rickey money oney man of the St. St Louis Cards has has been been taking taking tak tak- ing bows all season as al a smart trader for having peddled Dizzy Dizzy Dean Durocher and other unwanted unwanted unwanted un un- un- un wanted ballplayers But now that these castoffs are licking ticking his team he is reported about to fire Manager Manager Man Man- ager Frank Pouch Frisch for fOT falling failing to win in with the hamburgers hamburger be he e could not peddle Nicholas Murray Butler Mr Tops of Columbia university Is quoted as assaying assaying saying that things arent aren't seri serious s Inthe in inthe the far cast east where Chinese Chinese Chi Chi- J s nese are reported slain but that the time to worry is when China or I Japan declares war In short words will speak louder than bombs The picture biz the Hollywood never get sick of telling us is being destroyed by the d du u bla feature But they still dont don't west want the Nelly Neily bill which would outlaw v block booking And maybe force the exhibitors lo to bore us with ith one flicker at a time Congressman J J. Parnell arnell Thomas of New Jersey is perspiring out loud about the W P A theater which he called with a nice turn of 1 phrase a hotbed of communism Thomas wants all the plays pIas investigated Including in including in In- eluding Prologue to Glory That one is about a troublemaker named J Abe Abe last last name Lincoln |