| Show WALTER ENJOYS RAP AT RADIO REPORTER By By- WALTER WINCHELL Notes of a New York Newsboy S The other night we broadcast the startling story of Fred Keats the racing expert in the N. N Y Daily Mirror that Mirror that wasn't wasn in shape and that clockers dockers were saying aying a g things etc The following night Mr Ted Husing on his broadcast assure assured his listeners if any that those thos reports about are u unfounded unfounded un- un founded etc Later In a cert certa in saloon we we asked him Ted why do that to me You made me lot look silly denying that that- finish After alI all al I was merely quoting Keats an anthe and the Mirror I didn't say was ill Oh Ted said Tm rm a sports sport expert expert youre youre you're a columnist Yo You were ere all l I wet So what wha happened So the papers th the next day announced that because was sick the big race rac was off A denier is a sucker r a chump a asap asap sap Its It's a cinch to deny th the theother theother other fellows fellow's items the items the big Ide idea and the hard way of doing a co olumn olumn ol- ol or a broadcast is to go d dip dig up ip news that hasn't been ed Before or a new angle to news new already a published We were were so telling a a newcomer to the field that if we we wanted t to cheat our our readers if any w we could fill up a half a column dal daily merely correcting his and other othe columnists' columnists mistakes They cou could do it to us too too and and they have hav But theres there's no money in it it Readers leaders want something they do no not already know know and and in a column o of 1100 words or items you can cane cant can't be be e sure you wont won't fumble one o or r some Ted Husing was a chump to stick his kisser out that far with hi his statement that was jake jak and the reports unfounded Theres There's always the risk that th the reports were based on some fact fac And even if the other fellow so honored so what Nobody feels sillier than Ted Huing Husing Husing Hu Hu- sing ing does right now It certainly doesn't add to his prestige if an any to o say the other guy is wrong only to o see the other guy corroborated corroborate Harvard once once criticized Te Ted for using putrid We trust trus Husing doesn't object to our saying sayin his reporting is Is L Look ok for June 7 1 quotes a prayer from the picture book A Childs Child's Grace published b by E. E P P. Dutton and company The Th prayer is by Mrs E. E R. R Leatham and Ernes Claxton It follows Thank You for the steps we take thank You for the friends we make thank You for the g games mes we play thank You for this sunny day thank You for the clouds above thank You You God for mothers mother's love thank You for Your love so deep thank You for our beds am and sleep It'll be an added prayer over a at atOur atour our house starting now Who runs the Rome Berlin Axis In the flicker Fight f fo r Peace at the Gaiety one scene seen shows Duce and Adolf The latter latter lat lat- lat lat- ter makes a remark into Benitos Benito's ear ear- ear Scornfully Duce shakes his conk seems to say Just lemme lemm handle this toots and he be waves wave deprecating hands at the cr crestfallen fuehrer Be Ben Bernie buys special carro carrot juice from a spot at 95 Christopher Christophe street to make him look healthier So why doesn't it At least leas Billy Billy Roses Rose's acts are prewar if no not his likker isn't it That Tha Billys Billy's shows present so many old old old- timers imers at the Casa Manana which translated means House of To To- morrow Overheard about a certain gov ex in a nearby state Well hes he's one small town boy who didn't didn make good in the big city He mada made mad madea a sap out of himself in the eyes eye of the public and ruined his own career and now hes he's doing all h hcan he can trying to tear down other people with him His Incessant knockIng knocking knock knock- Ing ng of ot newspapermen who honestly I panned him in line of duty hashim has hashim haslim him lim out of ot his mind That's all he talks about knock about knock Ing ng the boys who covered the big trial rial Somebody should remind him that molasses catches more flies es An actor and his wife were in their swanky apartment in London when in breezed The Other Woman Woman Woman Wo Wo- man The time has come exclaimed the intruder to her lover loverto to make your choice The wife gave the other woman one of those looks before leaving the he the room and softly said There can be no choice |
