Show ALONG BROADWAY WITH WINCHEL WINCHELL- Shakespeare Master of Gagging Playgoers Reminded in Hamlet The Private Papers of a Cub Reporter Hamlet HamIet now at the Empire theater reminds playgoers that Shakespeare was pretty good at gagging Perhaps it is Arthur Byros Byrons By- By rons ros ronis fine pretending as At any rate when he decides to go after alter boring Hamlet still stiff he says I will take my leave of you You couldn't is the delightfully devastating retort of Hamlet take anything that Id I'd more willingly part In the Cafe Venezia the other dinnertime dinnertime din din- time ner a drama critic was asked why he scolded a recently opened Id play Is It true was the query that you knocked it because you dont don't like the author Not at all was the retort prop prop- er Cr The truth Is l. l that I always knock that author because I dont don't like Uke what he To a waiter walter reports Meyer Berger Berger Berger Ber- Ber ger all poor tippers or are stiffs Liberal tippers are sports The terms tenus are re more or less universaL universal sal sat Weve We've heard others Checkroom girls use dragger to name a chump who asks for change A A pocket emptier is one who hoards his tip in a special pocket and almost bursts into tears when Its It's all he can find A customer is one who leaves a lavish tip on Saturday and then doesn't tip the rest of the followIng following following follow follow- ing week Best of all Is he didn't fight back for back for the sap who matches the coin exposed on the dish as bait Tale of the tho Town A well known professional model in town is the sister of one of the prettiest girls In the country The model before before before be be- fore she was done over was considered considered considered con con- the ugly duckling of the children Her beautiful sister the story continues turned down a famous photographer He does those filling eye-filling photographs you see Bee in inthe inthe inthe the for the smart New York shops And because he was spurned spurned spurned-he he concentrated on her sister sister not not to woo her her but but to make her beautiful and renowned It took him only two years years but but ho he succeeded Hers is the most famous face you face you see It everywhere Henny a nimble entertainer entertainer en en- was snapping back at a heckler too well for the latter's tetter's comfort comfort com corn fort in the Yacht club last night The pest pert blew up Id love to slug you he shouted What do I look like said Henny Henny Henny Hen Hen- ny a turn-stile turn 1 He is 15 better described as a pal pat of President Roosevelt Hes He's a a. New Yorker His pe pet passion passion passion pas pas- sion is playing the drums After he fills up on tee tee-hee water in the night spots he goes to the drums in the band and they always let him ruin the rhythm One night a new band came in Nobody told them about the character character char char- acter actor who likes to play the drums drums- so when he ho up to the stand he was pushed aside Well sir what happened shouldn't happen to toa toa toa a columnist The following day daya a powerful politician phoned the night club the matter matter matter mat mat- ter with you guys growled the voice do you want me sue to close chose you up for good The story ator ends there The nuisance plays the drums and do him something |