Show Walter B BROADWAY BR R O A D TV A Y GOSSIP G 0 S SIP Though we can drug ourselves with dead delights And skirt the castle tumbled atour atour at atour our feet This would be on one of many losing fights Better my d dear ar to make malfo the rout complete Better to close the heart against the post Now that our vows are arc meanIngless meanIngless meaningless mean mean- ingless and old We who have feasted now must learn to fast fast fast- We who knew f flame must learn to bear the cold I am grown sick of ot reckoning the cost Debit or g gain what gain what what matters it today Only the years can gauge what we we have lost Only i the stars can chart our future way Why should hould we sob and vand whimper whimper whimper whim whim- I per In the dark Over a wilted rose rose rose-a a lark Don Don Wahn Not every entertainer can find finda a valuable piece e of material for his act or a joke etc Harr Harry Richman at his Versailles' Versailles premiere premiere pre pre- the other midnight was in interrupted interrupted interrupted in- in by a girl in the rear Sing Weather er I got a good laugh of course Richman however ignored Ignore her Five minutes later during one of his announcements on what he would sing next the same same voice called out Weather She asked for it four times Richman Richman Richman Rich Rich- man finally linI decided to stop her herby herby herby by singing it itHe He made up his own words which amused the he audi audience nce but none of it was as funny as the same heckler who holl hollered red Im rry I asked you now The explosion that followed followed fol fol- lowed mu must t have been heard in ln Miami so lusty Justy was was was' it B But t when Richman was urged to keep it itin in in hire a heckler to crowds he said he couldn't see tee anything thing comical in being interrupted interrupted interrupted inter inter- A Westchester mother was was wasa a anxious xi us to break her daughters daughter's infatuation for a Broadway crooner croon croon- er by arranging a week-end week party to which the chap and his friends S were ere Invited She hoped her child would see lee how unacceptable he was socially Two things things' happened The crooner who comes omes of a good family himself decided the girls girl's tribe W Was s Impossible and her old man fell hard fo for o one of the cuties the crooner brought along D Don n the pilot made the front pages page in Montreal b by throwing a a. a part party for his band there last w week ek He hired a suite at the Mt Royal and then phoned the musicians union there and or or- or dereda piece fifteen band He stipulated that the I be h hired red from the ranks rank of ot unemployed musicians The bill was plenty of at Bestor's good deed was this Through an error ho he was suspended in New York for not treating his men men right When congress convenes one of ot them tem should do something s to reward the G men men They ar arthe are arC the only law enforcement group that can can exp expect ct no retirement nt Through the campaign started by this this' column olumn their survivors now rate if they die In action Congress made that a law just just just-be before be be- fore it adjourned ed last Jut summer summer Even fire horses horses' are eventually retired retired to to a a farm or somewhere and and funds are set aside for their comfort and old ageThen ageThen age Then everything went vent black and I dont don't remember what happened happened happened hap hap- has hs got to be r rather a common plea by women women who bump somebody off r flut one wonders how they manage to aim so 80 accurately in the dark i Facts Fact are are stubborn things but not nearly so stubborn as those who refuse to face tace them It is isu u understood that Hoover will throw his hat in inthe the ring if it ithe he doesn't wear it out talking through ugh It The Washington reporters for a aNew aNew aNew New York gazette report The president owes a vote of ot thanks to o an unidentified hitch-hiker hitch in inthe inthe the matter of Franklin re recent recent recent re- re cent reversal of oC his automobile form form He e tells it himself Driving Driving Driving ing so south th from front Cambridge for a n week-end week in New York City Franklin Jr picked up a youthful hitch hitchhiker The blaring the news of ot the day Including a snappy reference to the fast driving of the presidents president's nt's son Unaware of his hosts host's identity the hitch hiker shook his head in sympathy for F F. D. D R R. It and said Its tough for that nice fella to have sons like Jike that that wouldn't wouldn't r you yoa think they'd thed help him were the words words words' that fell feU on the reddening ears of young Franklin for the ad |