| Show Walter Winchell BROADWAY B R 0 A D 11 A Y GOSSIP G 0 S SIP On Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock after aCter being prettied In a barber barbershop barbershop barbershop shop near 2nd and avenue this department proceeded south alone Standing In a darkened darkened darkened dark dark- ened doorway were two men who without comment flung a right and left lell fist to the thc columns column's kisser kiss kiss- er cr knocking knocking- loose our pet pivot tooth and then both ran fan like Ben Chapman stealing second base Returning to the barber shop for first aid the column proceeded proceed proceed- ed to the office with an Indelible portrait of ol both attackers neither of ot whom It ever saw before Do you think It was a 11 case of ot mistaken Identity asked one of at the tho group that collected Hardly we said The mystery mystery mys mys- ter tery attack recalled someone's crack when Alexander was wa the critic for the World If It another who was wa very likely George S S. S Kaufman Alex is ever murdered halt half half the town population willbo will willbo bo be under suspicion The circulation lation manager of ot the Mirror just called from downstairs One Ono of or his inspectors reported to him that a story tory In the street and Brook avenue section had been to this effect was just beaten up by the nazis downtown downtown downtown down down- town He added that It was because Winchell had tried to stop Gov Coy Hoffman from saving Hauptmann The legends legend of ot course were many Immediately after aCter the attack The various newspapers phoned after aCter hearing that nazis evened matters One report had us in a hospital Weare Wo We are sorry to disappoint anyone And we hope the punchers didn't hurt their hands Capsule Criticism E. E Maxwell of N. N Y gets gell 1000 a 11 week from the Versailles night club E E. Maxwell of ot Va gets 25 years ears When Mary Iary Miles Minter finter played In the tho film of The Littlest Rebel years cars a ago o she went to Gen Grant to beg for a soldier The present version sends Shirley Temple straight to President Lincoln Lincoln Lin Lin- coln cola Shirleys Shirley's bosses explained explained ex ex- it added prestige to fool only with the SpeakIng Speaking Speaking Speak Speak- ing of or picture swank Mae Mac West's Vest chauffeur calls cans the man who re relieves relieves relieves re- re him on his day off hi histand his stand in Walter vatter Liggett the courageous editor was fatally fatany machine gunned in Minneapolis the other day for tor running a crusade crusade crusade cru cru- sade against vice and corrupt politics The Ironic part of it is the tho minute he ho was riddled the thc town closed up like a Greenvich Village night club He had to todie todie todie die to put over his drive Goldfish sa says s 's an authority are arc aregood aregood good for the jitters People with troubled minds can rest them he said watching the fish swim around their bowl It strikes some of oc us however that any an body who can get that absorbed In a goldfish's travels needn't worry about losing his mind mInd but but butIn In getting one agent looked at him unhappily and mumbled Good grief What a nuisance hell he'll be when he gets get some readers Elsa Higler looked down from a concert stage and saw in the orchestra pit a cello swiped from Crom her two years ago The yarn was front front- paged but hl highlighted the findIng findIng find- find Ing lag of ot the thc big fiddle The Thereal Thereal Thereal real puzzler Is how is It possible to lose one Times square will soon flash lash the biggest electrIcal electrical elec elec- sign fn en the world shooting a glare half way to heaven and show the sponsors sponsor say bright times are here again So bright in fact the out towners will have better light tight to spot the cheap that line both sides of Broadway and r realize that the word glamorous used to describe a street treet Is a misprint for clamorous Phil Stack Slack says with the Herald rantIng ranting ranting rant rant- ing at the A AAA A A and the P V A how does doe that guy F. F P. P A. A keep his job One o of the local cynics was wa saying he used to be hungry for monc money but now hes he's hungry for friends That retorted another of or the cynics is another good way of oC getting fed up A softer snap I never r knew Except Except Except Ex Ex- Ex- Ex on days when quips qUip are few A softer sotter snap l ap Ive I've never known Except when pals forget to phone An easy life Ute perhaps it is and I dont don't know a softer sotter biz An hour or two to work each day Applesauce and the hell you OU say To chat with king kingor or dine with lord lord lord-Is is swell for those who would be bored The shows Ive I've heard I shouldn't miss miss have have come and gone while Ive I've filled this The only thing that makes it tough tough tough-Is Is Do you really write that stuff Copyright 1935 Daily Mirror Inc Ine |
