| Show Just Jus t F o oi Lk s s' By EDGAR A. A GUEST THE HOW OF GOLF gave him la laughter song and mirth And landscapes lovely to tho the vi view v. 1 With countless charms she decked the earth But man still wished for more to todo dot do pt- pt t quite enough of grief and caro a To him from natural ca causes ses cam came And so to add dd to his despair Man cut some sticks a game y i T While walking through the fields alone Ho fashioned for himself a cane And with it struck a little stone slone This plc pleased him so he tried He strangely felt his pulses pulses' leap So straight and far the pc pebble ble flew He told ld his friends Til bet ta a p l L Li sheep sheep That Ill I'll take fewer ew than han han you i They paced the fields from day to today today today day And found it fun at stones Atones to strike The They made up rules by which to play Which even now some men dislike dis dis- dis like v c Though pleas pleasant nt seemed the sport at first When jn in in a ditch the pebble r ran n. n In rage the loser loudly cursed cuned And thus the game golf of-golf began be gan I oJ t Now men with weapons more refined refined re re- re fined Attack a manufactured ball 1 And suffer great distress distress' ot at mind As in a a pit they watch at jt fall What was intended sport sorL to beIa be beIs I Is Ia now a bitter source of woe Which punishes men cruelly ru lIy worldwide ov know As golfers gofers over over- 1 no Copyright 1935 1035 Edgar A. A Guest |