Salt Lake Telegram | 1934-09-20 | Page 2 | My Operation, Says Buster, Was Just Marvelous, Realy

My Operation Says Bust Buster r Was Just Marvelous Really Reilly By DUSTER BUSTER WINTON Yip-yip Yip Q a wows bow-wows a alotta ai I lotta woofs woof and and a 6 goodly smattering smattering of g If youre you're a little rusty on your dog lingo Im I'm speaking about my opera opera- lion tion They say out here at the dog hospital and canine rest cure that its it's au fait for us woofs woof to string along ulong with the humans and tell all about what happened after I came out put of the ether and everything else in connection with Did I tell you about my operation How I happened to get to the hospital hospital hos hos- pital Is of course course- part of the story Its It's a story too of ot how I celebrated Dog week For a week or two Id I'd been unable to hear a thing Couldn't even cven hear the boss say roy meat And you'll agree that's the last word in hard of hearing for Cor a dog Why I missed a square meals by the failure of oC my ear drums to record even the most clarion call to cats eats That's how I came to miss hearing a big automobile that contested a Broadway way right with me But the driver didn't miss mW me He upper- upper me with a nasty right smack on my my best femur thereby winning for or himself the of way right and a trip to the doctor for me Which h brings us to the operating I room and how In one sitting sitting sitting-or or r lying the the doctor patched up the damaged femur and gave me back the ability to hear heer ear meat spoken in a whisper 1 It was one of ot the few times the operation operation op- op op has hns ever been performed on ona ona ona a dog and I want all canines who cant can't hear meat or an an automobile to know about it Maybe youve you've heard about humans who c couldn't hear a thing thing not not t even have a beer beer having their hearing fully restored by a doctor pumping wax wax out of their ears cars It happens often Well WelI that's just what was the mat mat- I L J r rI I It i 3 4 v c 4 47 S Buster WInton ter with me too me-too too much waxy wax in the old hear Dogs like some humans wash behind the ears cars and call it ita a day Maybe my boss thought my eardrums too delicate to be pestered pestered pestered pes pes- with soap and water Anyway the doc doe put his suction pump on my cars ears And could I hear afterward Ask the boss He knows