Show Flashes Drunken Pigs Bring Arrest Bandit Foiled by Own Gun Doesn't Dislike Cats But But But- Divorces Are Strictly Cash GARDENA Cal cat April 19 A W-A motorist saw a hog weave out o of of a a ditch and attack a rear tire he observer ob ob- ob server a brother of the pugnacious pig tr trying to climb a fence gated Now Dominic CaprinI is in jail charged with operating a liquor still sUIt The pigs sobe sobered have relapsed into the innocuous ways of oI pigs The motorist motorist mo mo- was a federal prohibition agent I EMBARRASSING El MOMENT CINCINNATI Ohio April 19 W UP UPA A A holdup man had ha-d just ordered the manager and a clerk of a candy store here to throw up their hands when the cylinder of oC his revolver fell lell out He escaped by running CHICAGO April 19 P R Certainly John Porfirio irio d doesn't nt dislike cats but buthe buthe buthe he says ays he believes they have no place in his own bed Judge and md furthermore he soundly dis disapproves Ao Agrees b Sf of oC the idea of having With Him them eat cat halt half his wedding wedding wedding wed wed- ding cake He blamed his wife Agnes for putting putting put put- ting the his bed and aud for allowing allowing allow allow- ing lag th them rn to eat the cake In asking Superior Judge Joseph Sabath to annul annul an an- nul his marriage The court agreed with his viewpoint Must l Pay First TOLEDO Ohio April 19 W JP P Lucas county has put its divorce business on a cash and carry carty basis It announced announced an an- no will be held until after the litigants pay the court costs Too many parsons it seems have escaped making the 20 deposit required required re re- by filing poverty affidavits with their divorce suits PROFS GIVE UP SUDS MADISON WIs April 19 P W- W University of Wisconsin professors have voted to abstain from rom beer drinking while in the precincts of the university club from whose halls beer has been officially banned Dean of Men Scott H H. Goodnight Good Good- I night said I MAPLE PLAIN Minn April 19 P W Those beer licenses must be signed but ut a fire department meeting saved the Rev Norman Bat Bat- Stalemate dors village clerk embarrassment on nn B Ber Beer eer I Under the law Wj the Avoided clerk must sign all beer licenses Mr said he would prefer resigning re re- signing rather than sign such things It looked like a stalemate But a village firemen's meeting called for his attendance at the same time tIm the village council met Levi Carlson who Carlson-who who on-who who had no objections objections to signing beer licenses was licenses was selected selected se so- clerk pro tern Quite a Bit Wrong FREDERICK Md April 19 P C W- W George Jacob Kline of Wolfsville Is spending pending 20 days in jail because His automobile license plates were covered with mud The tags were seven se years old The front number did not jibe with the hc rear |