Show WALTER WINCHELL Copyright 1933 Dally DaIly Mirror Inc Man lan About Town All concerned will holler holIer yet the Prince of oC Austria hes he's here are arc having it melted there His local heart is a adear adear adear dear named Ina Claire the star The ill fated Akron was Ibs lbs overweight and three mil miles s per hour Mark Hellinger one of the grander guys returns from his world tour about June 1 lOh Oh Gladys Glad Do we all have to buy bur wedding presents again The Santa Lucia a Grace Liner replaced its Oriental stewards with white Americans as a result of this departments department's yelling i The me sailors befriended here report that the article was the talk of the waterfront and they want to know whom we want killed Alexander evens matters with the columnists in the May current Cosmopolitan magazine Those who really know us wont won't wont won't believe a word of it f S The suggestion here that the country celebrate celebrate celebrate cele cele- brate Presidents Day has been topped by the Chamber of Commerce of Antioch Cali Call fornia Which will hold a Presidents Jubilee Week Week this this month St St. the melody is too much like Irvin Berlins Berlin's On the theRita Ritz Rita to rate a tumble 0 Peter Stuyvesant's vault he was the fIrst governor of Nieuw Amsterdam you dopes Isto is isto isto to be disturbed if it the new Museum of the City of New York has its way The vault is under the S St the on Church The me museum wants Petes Pete's silver shaft which you thought was wood wood for for its its' major exhibit Stuyvesant's remaining kinsfolk two old maids are appalled d and consider it a sacrilege It would however settle the time long-time ar argument argument argument ar- ar over which of his stems is phoney Add predictions Th That t Gordon Revels Revel's next smash hit will be a lovely tune tagged It Was Wasa a Night in June very beautiful beautiful and and their first torch tool a a S Scallions ll ons to Magistrate Murphy for fining a starving artist named Paul Rahm 2 or 2 Days because the hungry man drew a picture of the the Akron with chalk on a pavement pavement and and got some needed coins from rom passers a O 0 OAs a aAs As a writer would say say The idea is to fu ring the bell without bell without cracking it One wag wonders why nobody has called him Precedent Roosevelt Morton M Phoney asserts Nothing incites the egoist to fury like indifference if Then why does send those Joan Lowell explains the wait at Gravesend Bay She says the compass went phooey phooey and and its it's against the law to proceed d. d dear a a a Baldness can be prevented prevented not not cured sucker The Club Richman was the first Broadway Bro dway night club to collapse with the re return return return re- re turn of lager a a a aThis This dept simply has to 10 quit sparring with chumps Nobody believes its it's on the level leyel- leyel since the Bernie war var was exposed Shucks Bernie pays his musicians 10 each extra extra- just for the privilege of cussing at em when hes he's burned up Upton Sinclair is disappointed disappoint disappoint- ed at th the sales of his William Wililam Fox exposure Max Reinhardt was last week to come here and do a Boxy Roxy Eddie Cantor gets amazed his eyes go from 00 oo to 00 George Bernard Shaw is madly in inlove inlove inlove love with with with-G. G. G B. B S. S SCan Can you imagine what the beer is lis going to taste like after all those politicians have had a finger in it |