Show r Flashes Shoots Rabbit From Hawk Soup Eaters Suspected Autos Make lake Dean Gloomy Divorce Is No Fluke Now WAYNESBURG Pa Dec 1 A Farmer John W. W Hull tells it as follows follows follows fol fol- fol- fol lows Hunting near here he saw a large hawk swoop down clutch a II young rabbit in it Its talons and soar skyward Finally remembering his gun Hull Hul blazed at the flying rabbit The shot struck the thc bunny knocking g it from the he hawks hawk's claws The bird kept on going but the rabbit fell fell oh oh about feet feet and and I just walked a few steps and picked it up Hulls Hull's hunting companion the Rev Samuel Spencer pastor of the Morrisville Morrisville Mor- Mor Methodist church says such are the facts OX TAIL STOLEN AUDUBON N. N J. J Dec 1 P The JP-The The police arc are looking with suspicion today oday upon eaters caters of ot ox ox tail tall soup George jeorge Pf a farmer reported that hat somebody sneaked into his barnyard and cut off oft the thc tail of one of his cattle LONDON Dec 1 Dean tA UP Dean Inge the he Gloomy Dean jDean has two bright ideas deas to 10 improve modern automo automo- biles Wants Why in the world Painless cc h he j asked the Institute inless o ot of Automobile En- En Ejector do Udo you make snake cars so low that an ecclesiastical dignitary a bishop or a adean adean adean dean cannot wear his hat Secondly would it not be possible for or the resources of science to devise a i painless ejector which would gently spill pill people like rice from their cars when they want to get out oun Everything's Okeh OKLAHOMA CITY Dec 1 AThe JP- JP The Flukes Flukes' first divorce a month ago when D. D D. D Fluke acted as his own attorney was a fluke But the Flukes have lave a new divorce now that is no fluke District Judge Tom Torn Chambers set aside the first decree because the suit uit hadn't been on file flIe 30 days then granted it again TAKE UP UI SEWING CLEVELAND Dec 1 Those P Those checker games firemen are supposed supposed supposed sup sup- posed to play when there are no noires fires ires are arc going to suffer in Cleve Cleve- land and Sewing is the latest thing The safety departments department's tailor shop hop has las been ordered closed beca because sc of a a. a budget cut Policemen will wi wield ld needles as well as the fir fire fire- men HARTFORD Conn Dec 1 JP- JP Judge Patrick B. B O'Sullivan has new respect for icemen He was told by Ralph G. G Hadley Ice ce Men len general manager of a aiT Hartford ice company in iT 1 Have lave to 10 that prospective ice Study peddlers must take a lesson 20 c course 0 u r s e. e Among th the subjects t taught are theories theries the- the ones ries of refrigeration keeping of foods and circulation of air Does an iceman have to know all aU that I Judge O'Sullivan asked in amaze amaze- ment mente rit Its tr v very ry simple Hadley assured as- as him I Does Shopping Early MARSHALL Minn Dec 1 A W-A WAman ff A Aman man here did his Christmas shopping shopping shopping shop shop- ping early with a 35 5 Confederate note It t bore likenesses of Jefferson Davis and nd the Confederate capitol at Richmond Richmond Rich Rich- mond Va and was dated February 1864 The frayed bill bUl was accepted by y Bert storekeeper r who took ook it for the full fuU stated value because because be- be cause ause its it's a curiosity e. e I I |