Show bi O O. O By W. W WRED RED for the Associated Press Having played John Alden Aldemi long enough nough in relating the favorite football foot foot- ball all stories of Americas America's leading coaches caches Ive I've decided to end the serica se se- rica ies by speaking for myself For keen humor and incomparable wit in time of deepest gloom my personal personal per- per onal nomination for time all wisecracker wiser wisecracker wise- wise r 4 k cracker goes to Vernon Catfish Smith 1932 1032 America all end of the Georgia Bulldogs The Georgia team which opened the season brilliantly by trouncing Yale lor the th third d straight year now was returning from California after aeter Its disastrous game with the University University University sity of Southern California Broken in body and nd spirit from rom the 60 0 drubbing members of the team were sleeping soundly as th their ir cross- cross continental train roared eastward during the early morning hours Passing through a a tiny town the train stopped for water and an enthusiastic enthusiastic enthusiastic en en- football fan of ot fifteen boarded the car for a quick look at atthe atthe th the thrice conquerors of ot Yale Scurrying through the train the youth was bitterly disappointed Upon pon finding nothing but row upon row of ot green curtains Finally he reached the observation car and rid spied a lone figure standing on the rear platform evidently an early riser unable to sleep Tapping him on the shoulder the I youth inquired Say where ar are nil all the football players To which Catfish Smith made the immortal reply Out on on the coast I ton son out on the coast |