| Show Walter Winchell T T fT ON BROADWAY VA Copyright 1932 by Dally Daily Mirror Minor Inc In Fewer W Words The time long-time argument about dramatic critics who vho o seldom go o to the bother of dressing in tails or dinner clothes for the premieres came caine up again last night The samo S crack We go to the theater theater thea thea- ter professionally not ot socially vl was as offered And then one of the cr craft lt was reminded of Dave Carbs Carb's significant squelch Mr Carb Garb is Vo Vogues Vogue's ues ue's defender of the drama He it was WIlS who stifled stilled a heckler critic-heckler with Waiters arc are the theony only ony ones who theses for their work I Gag Gaff Two colored chaps according to a Do modest column column col col- deputy deputy- were swapping chatter on the cor cor- ner One extolled the virtues of a 11 bootlegger friend Boy was WIlS his comment that man bandies handles han ban dies the most powerful gin ever known It has the kick of an army mule a punch like the old Dempse Demp- Demp se scy my and it will knock you out quicker than a Mack truck I I tell you its it's a a. combination of T. T N. N T. T Tn gun gunpowder and dynamite Aint that Sho Sho is replied the other but how come the bottle dont don't bust S I INight Night Letter Winchell Mirror New York Note you mention I am being pursued by a blond You must mean Dudley Murphy stop Benchley and I collaborating on short history of our mutual experiences in HollyWood Hollywood Hol Hol- lywood to be christened quote Through Murphy With Gun and Camera unquote stop Alternate Al Alternate Alternate Al- Al ternate title is quote Lord Have Murphy On Us unquote stop Am all ready to start back baek for New York at the drop of an option corey Corey Ford I I I By All AU Means A warning to motorists on the No 9 route leading leading lead lead- ing into Albany N. N NTY N. Yn ought to b be copied by cham bers of ot commerce the world over It states Lose Losea a minute and save a life a a aThe The Reason Perfect Sam the subway builder and sportsman was having a difficult time of It entertaining his friends at Saratoga one sundown because his butler but but- ler resigned at the last moment Sam asked him why he was vas leaving so suddenly Well Wen was the reply that friend of yours who is staying here with you asked me to bet a dollar on a n horse for him And 1 if I remained here to buttle for a guy who bets a dollar on a horse that would make me inc lower than him him so so I quit a a a Horse Sense Perhaps no other local knows more race track slang than Bill BiU Farnsworth the sports editor He obliges with these Only the feed man beats the races meaning the bozo who sells hay bay oats etc and winds up a Do winner Sane men check their brains at the gate when they go to the races A mile half track or a country fair track Is a round merry In the very cheap races when they dope dopa the nags the race is called The Drug Store StOl Handicap A A boat race isone Isone is isone one where tho Jockeys shoo in the horse they are betting on A yank and a pull is when the Jockey doesn't want to win with his mount and the ace of the nicknames for a race track is an open air insane asylum a I I These Modem Modern Mothers And Sophie Tuckers Tucker's Al Lackey forwards the table fable about the trio of at babies who were discussing what they would do 1 if they had their lives to live over again Personally said the first tot never get me to eat spinach again me Me too said the second infant nor could my parents ever get me to swallow any castor oil either I Well groaned the ilia third if flU I had my life Ute to live over again Id I'd insist upon being a bottle bottIe baby Im I'm tired of getting ashes in my eyes a a a Blossom Seely's favorite person Benny Fields relays the one about the tho sighted near football player During a a. fought desperately contest when his team Leam needed a touchdown touchdown they they threw him a a. forward forward for for- ward pass pass and and he chased a blimp bUmp for three days I a a a Apparently when beautiful women mellow a Do little uttIe and grow up they imagine they are no longer lovely Ridiculous I Agnes Ayres the picture motion-picture IRd lady of the silent days remains as alluring but she probably doesn't think so For when she is Introduced to people she unnecessarily adds Not the mother of f Low Lew Ayres |
