Salt Lake Telegram | 1929-09-22 | Page 21 | Main Street

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A San Francisco Francil o Wife ifs bought her husband a saxophone ne and then paid f for r. r his 1111 lesions Then after r he had learned te ta ply play 11 It this husband lost loat int interest rut in his wife Now the wife w wants a a divorce Somewhere theres there's a saying that th the US way of ef the tho transgressor is is' hard which Is fi just another w way y of saying lIying that that woman ought to have to jo o at slay atay y and Ind listen to her Husband play I CYNTHIA THE CYNIC J The Police A Are e in Hot lot Pursuit The Great Mystery N Novel vel i. i S Synopsis Ethelbert butler Inthe in inthe the horn lio home of ot the th th Great Char Charivari arl believes his master d dead ad Ho bases bues this upon upon the th fad that bin hil master t sitting for tor three days In iii the same same chair wont won't answer any of his ques ques- Uon tIon The great l ph h Holmes has has' been can called d in Holmes In his his' pearch search fl fid finds ten dead Inthe Inthe in inthe the house H He nays as a's Now I 1 Iw w want rit the truth th the whole hole truth be e. e fore tore I tak take taka you yoi Now go on w with th the th story Eth Ethelbert tUrn turned d paje once more nori In tn n ta fa fact t t It if he had landed with Columbus Co lumbus th the Indians would have eblen been sure sure- to call can him a a. pole pale f ce Was Wash h he about to b be be accused again Wh Why thu this detective must think he ho heis i is wife tre Th That's ts t's vall he does accuse accuse- him them Holmes u Ol up to look Jook at finished 4 t turned d red and white alternately He would havo have turned blue too tao If he had been patriotic but he We didn't want to deceive the Great t Detective If Inu hed d. d turl turned d liThe brae Holmes ml might ht have V thought liow d dying and nd be was no no person orson to d de deceive do- do ceh anyone But But but sir he I x dont don't want to S 'S zen see f any ny d dead ad sot sol 01 diers dlen Who do you ou think 1 I am the tho corOn coroner r S B Before fore he knew what was as hap happening p pening Eth rt wa Vas Va's was whisked up tip to h hi masters master's room There hewa lowa due for oth another r BI shock ock Ills master was up 11 walking around round B But but Blit but t-but but Mr Charivari 1 j 1 thou thought ht you were d dead d Mr Charivari t laughed and in In tact tact Holmes Holmes' Holmess Holmes's s sounded much like the W Westminster chimes he chimed in to j Dead DeILa said sald 1 dr drunk put But the Uta hn dead teni-dead soldiers Ethelbert Eth Ethelbert Eth- Eth el elbert ert queried d quizzically Thero There H Holmes lm p pointed l ted triumph antly The Their r Just the lesse desserts t the the fiends s Eth Ethelbert Ethelbeit turned pale Je ce more more S so 50 o pale in fact see 2 words above He looked where Holmes IJ indicated and saw t ten n l necked long ong necked bottles lined up in a II row At At that Ethelbert thelbert toppled OVer Im shot and killed h rI Jf and d then the sound of orR ofa A shot ran out Holmes Holmos I d. d Just like like t these talking pictures They alwa always g get the sound and nd picture a action tion m messed up Now NO lv Ive I've got go another 1 t tm m mystery t ry to solve First Ill I'll start tart with you O Mr Charivari What do you know about this Charivari q quivered lv r r d. d r iI I I I Killed THE END Author Authors Author Note Not Ethelbert died of heart heat fail failure re H H. H just thought ha he was wai wa killed The Th sound was w 11 an 1 auto uto tir tire blowing out ut u Jut Out Out- aide adlo This could go age goon ageon on on for months montha and months but I have ether othe other duties to perform and arid must Oct gat fo ft the graat at History of America wh which h J hay have prom pram iced id my publisher If then thera aro ars ar any the fin ish sh of th this r story atoy a fetter letter t to tt the b boss bosa of or the th column might bring omet something ing different 0 t To Too bad Christmas Christma doesn't come coins In the z summertime Santa Claus would enjoy this this I fashion a TEX rEX SMITH