Show Sincerity of ofAl's Als Al's Goodby Discounted ALBANY N N. Y March 26 AP APAs APAs As As to Al Smith retiring from politics poli poll tlC tics this this' is the view of the legislative legislative legisla legisla- tive live correspondents as expressed at ata ata ata a dinner a la Gridiron club to the tune tune of the Soldiers' Soldiers Chorus Farewell farewell We hear Al tell Farewell f farewell rewell Farewell like like hell Jack Summoned Summoned FRESNO Cal Cat March 26 6 AA AP APA AP- AP A handsome fighter the best of ot the heavyweights must appear In court shortly fori speeding Jack and Mrs Dempsey were being driven from to seventy-five seventy miles an hour when Jack and chauffeur were pinched in Madera county R Ralph lph De Palma got ten daye for speeding In that count county three the years ears a ago o. o S Switches itches Jobs NEW YORK March 26 AP AP- AP Count the latest hus ex band of Peggy Joyce is now vice president of ot a realty company Before Before Before Be Be- fore Peggy divorced him he was in the tooth paste business Naughty Tattler CHICAGO March 26 AP It AP-It It may seem like painting the Illy lily but if Jt claims be true Lady Diana Manners Manners Manners Man Man- ners had her face improved by plastic surgery A doctor Is suing her and her mother the of Rutland for a total of 2500 for lifting their faces He says they promised royal patronage So Would We NEW YORK March 26 AP AP- AP Dr Alfred Altred D. D F F. F Hamlin professor protessor of architecture at Columbia who was killed by an automobile bequeathed bequeathed be bequeathed be- be his body and his spirit to God in the confident hope of salvation salva salvation salvation tion and eternal life I Getting Good PINEHURST N. N C. C l I March 26 AP Some Some day some of ot these hitting hard-hitting young Women golfers should get down to mens men's par on a championship course Glenna Collett Collett Col Col- Collett lett the first to break 80 in m the women's national championship won won the qualifying medal In the North and South championship with witha a a 77 Bad E Enough ough Now l Y I. 26 AP AP A AP Aa ISA chess is n not t hard enough fellows at atthe the University of t Rochester iii are re trying to make It tri tri- cUm dimensional They propose to add pieces representing airplanes and submarines Unlucky Fiddler NEW YORK March 26 AP AP- AP Uncle Bunt St Stephens of Df Tullahoma Tenn who won a Ford fiddling bee is visiting town He complains that In Nashville two pairs of of pants given him by Henry were stolen and he had to pay nor a a. snave In Chicago Cobb No Drinker NEW E YORK March 26 AP Irv AP-Irv- Irv Irving ing Cobb is js not a drinking man be because because because be- be cause one cant can't be certain what one is getting these days Therefore he could not tell the federal grand ury lury whether there was intoxicating liquor at Earl Carrolls Carroll's party at which he saw a bathtub filled with pink liquid He lie left before anybody took a bath In It Dig Up An Another ther PROVIDENCE R. R I. I March 26 AP AP Baptists are aroused over a statement that Roger Rager Williams Baptist founder of Rhode Island drank and got the Indians drunk when dickering for land Objectors to a speech by Judge Claude C. C Bell a Baptist say that the y young ung folks have always been taught to believe belleve Williams was a godly man man To Displace Brewery I PATERSON N. N J. J March 26 AP AP C applause greeted g the announcement at the Newark Methodist conference today that the Christian Advocate would ere erect t a anew anew new plant ar tr r Dobbs Ferry N Nv Y 1 on the site of an abandoned brew brew- ery Now Watch Out Outs s GENEVA March 26 AP In AP-In- In Informed formed on a tour of the United States that prohibition had resulted In increased sed ed drinking by women women Mme Avril Sainte Croix of France has told the league of nations commission commission commission com com- mission for the protection of women and children about it Have No Kick NEW EW YORK March 1 26 AJust AP A Just after a lot of holdups in this town which the drys drs r regard gard as the center comes Senator Willis of Ohio with the remark that an any merchant who does b business with a 11 bootlegger in a back office has no right to complain If U a b bandit holds up the cashier out front and carries off the money mone II |