Salt Lake Telegram | 1926-01-03 | Page 13 | Tom Sims Says

r TOM SIMS SAYS 1 National budget for next y year ar Is put at Its It's those little litle littie lit- lit tie tle le that count They drove an auto by radio In New York Even that was safer than han someone In the back seat ing Irig Heres Here's great news for boarders The salmon catch of Alaska may become exhausted soon We cant can't have another war One of ot wars war's horrors honors Is f feeding eding soldiers salmon And the salmon crop is short When him you see a. a a man all sleepy and worn out he ma may have a a. bad baby saby or ot a good radio Had a a. forest fire In Montana This Is not the correct wa way for campers campers to blaze their trails Wheat crop is short a little this year But wild oats are plentiful accordIng to tho police Buckwheat crop Is estimated at bushels Is it it buckwheat because its it's a dollar donar a bushel No Ko Rice nice crop is good Thirty-six Thirty million millon mil mil- lion lon bushels Now we could have a hundred million weddings Hay crop is put at almost a billion billon bil bil- bil lon lion bales Wish you could burn bum the he stuff in a flivver And over a billion pounds rounds of to tobacco tobacco tobacco to- to bacco will be grown this year Put that hat in yo your r pipe and smoke it With a billion bal bales s of ha hay and a billion pounds of ot tobacco being beng grown the tw two two- may become mixed These flivver airplanes won worry us have You'll-have have to have havo one soon to getup get getup getup up in society I London doctor says a healthy baby shouldn't sho cry We say a healthy doctor shouldn't be so fool- fool sh ish h. h Living from hand to to Is all allrIght allright rIght Ight until your hand slips Copyright 1925 1325 NEA IEA Service Inc b