Show I o MAxSON J AIU XO 5 A Tongue T I ter Uy fly C. C L. L Edson At Colon on the Caribbean In the Hotel Coeur de ode Leon Hoboes Owen and Joe ohen Got ajob and quit The They The were pressing clothes clothe ar don d doln ci n Laundry work with star blue bluein in Also flies flies and and In the band to pay for tor staying At the Hotel Coeur de Leon Leon t Here came Heiress Dora Shee an And her cousin Cora Bowen Touring Touting round the Caribbean Both and sheik Cohen told old Miss riss Dora Sheehan We e are noblemen in ruin ruin- Me an Ewen Mehan l Owen Well reU pay of off your debts In passe pasee Well We'll redeem your ducal castles Said Miss Mis Sheehan and Miss Bowe How much are you yoa an Ewen ov in Then Joe Cohen Coien said to o Ewen Each gals gal's rich and a tu tru un Owen answered You poor poo P pru pru-e pru e They would wet us to their ruin doin doln then said C Cohen nen It Is time that we were blowin Coin Goin from Miss Dora s Sheehan FLein down the Caribbean 3 Also Corn Cora B Bowen wen MODERN GIRL I IRose I IRose Rose So Be is suit Ruin th wealthy clubman for tor breach promise eh 7 M MMarie Marie farie Yes she wants to CI cor vince him that she's not t the girl that tha will let the men forget or org t SU SUCCESS SS III I Jive live only for tor my art Why had rather be known as a third ra artist than as a millionaire Well arent aren't you YOU YOU-R. R. R W W. T J. No Trudy giving the baby p. p per pe knife knite to play with will not help hi to cut his teeth MORIS Molus I S Doctor Now if you will B ser Ie your wife In I will tell her howl how give you a cold bath Patient Id rather you'd t tell ll Ii a jani Janitor or how to give me sue a hot Mrs Mn L. L G. G Harris Barris MJ TItA TRAVELS TRAVEL VEl Olne 1 By Dy Kid Boots Boot Before Detore railroads was invent had to travel on hors ba and it them twice as long IonS longs go half as far but on the oth hand they had three times more fJ 11 and arid horses dont don't have ha cinders mOle can ride on a train tJ ti ferst time they try and ural but if It you never ro rode on horse before thais JW Travel is good g for the You see in countries wearing cloth and not even knowing the they llo loc funny and specking never herd td before Jest as easy as they that wt they was gas I gUsh A AIt It Is to travel andlen ways lots of Would Jest leaf stay homo wa I staY and take a wan va You can also save hundreds rs lers by reeding reeding- the forrin news the paper pape j If you never travel you you'll l ncr ne get alt sea but taut on U other hana hand a brick will never f fr on your hed lied on a boat SUCCESS AT LAST m Mrs l Hall John I believe are deceiving me IL Mr HaIl Hall Well Ive I've been tryl for fifteen years Mrs Oscar Lu 1 TIlE THE A ANSWER SEn i. i Cli Clinton Clinion on My Iy wife Is going aw for three months but she promis to write often Nelson Kelson How low much will wUl you se seher-H seher he her I H. H. H T. T Weiss I HEROES AND I Little Betty Btty 7 years o. o old t across the street to play y with will hi h little neighbor Billy also 7 They soon began discussing li to o d doLes do Les Ies play movie stars' stars 1 All right agreed Billy a And so it happ happened ed that the lH nL i o Billy l killed the wildcat ml heir childish minds was up behind the beautiful Betty wh they were gathering flowers I t t woods S' S Little Billy gathered Betty i Ii h harms harm's arms arm's as she exclaimed My Iy l here o Billy drew her closer to r answered back My she she M H. H C. C W VERSES D Al REVERSES The I Get t. I treat m my stomach fine I give It pie and cake S Ingratitude Is mine mine mine- It gives me tummy ache achel Thomas C. C KId r or rS S S S IX IN POOR TASTE lASTE Her hats show flowers In Jn grea great a ra ray o Jw Her gowns gowns are decked out hand han handsomely M But I 1 cant can't say much for the thew I. I tl J She has lias of la late e been trimming m H. H R. R Speare MURDERERS MURDERER'S UnDE CRAMP Dr Hill Do you have pains JH l' l Florian Sometimes bidey bu dey i me mos' mos when ab handling mah Paul Paul Paul BauIT'S Baum Baur Irs ITS IT'S TI TilE THE E P. PAYS Mary He says he lie wears pairs of dancing pumps every win ter MM Kate Yes but the pump usually on the other foot Benj min Heed Copyright 1924 Reproduction I fo for bidden I Celluloid films one ten of an inch thick have been bean mam b by the United States States' breau reau of standards Although commonly desert plant the date palm mui mu have its root constantly kept Win in the marshy soil soi of an oas s |