Show J I I i ij j 1 MRS ANANIAS By Wallace M M. M Bayliss Old Oid Ananias has a n. doubtful fame And lots of ot women's women clubs think its it's a n. shame That Mrs Ananias should have been Accused o of guilty concord in his sin Well I dont don't know but since I am ama I a a. amen man I think Im I'm situated so I can Review this case far better than I Isome some some Hen For Reason not Emotion governs men For sake of ot will ad admit admit admit ad- ad mit That Ananias when he lied Hed a 6 bit Used rotten Judgment and we will agree That If it he ho had consul consulted ed her that she Would probably have found a bett bettor bet- bet t tor tr r Tira W Tirar r To gai gain th their r ends but when she I learned learned that thatA A Had tale her wifely loyalty Would not permit her ner to fail faU him you see Such true devotion sh should uld excite Our ur praise I So se seldom om do you see it nowadays And her heres here's s 's another moral to our Verse verse verse- She took her man for better or for I worse And when he proved a lot worse than she thought She went down sticking sUcking to him as sho ought COMPLETE Abel Here Abel Here Is the pa plan I have in my head All Mabel Mabel All in a a. nutshell eh eli S Gertrude Marie Marle Heller NICE FORECAST Mrs Mis Bell Bell I I visited a fortune teller teller teller tell tell- er today and she told me me that something very dark was vas as coming Into our lives Mr Bell Fine Bell Fine We Ve are going to get a cook at last BEING A MATTER OF INTER INTER- PR N. N A lady friend and her little daughter from the ci city y writes Frank Robertson were Jacks Jack's mother Jack was duly ap- ap ap appointed appointed pointed to amuse the little girl I The little girl beautifully dressed I Iwas was quite haughty and nd the two children did not mix very well After Arter their departure Jack was I asked his opinion of the visitor and the verdict was very unfavorable His mother hinted that she was wasa a a. bi bit stiff stift to which Jack replied Yes she must have been dead a along along along long time I CORN I Corn in the the- field Is a a. beautiful i sight I I Corn ox on the cob is a pure delight Corn in the bottle appeals to me But corn on my tootsies no siree Mrs A A. A PIckett I The Dr Dl George A. A Bal Baldpate pat series consists of contributions I by readers of ot THE FUN SHOP I i You may contribute a Baldpate I I adventure but keep your story 1 I within words I Editor I HEARD AT CHURCH Mrs B. B My B.-My My dear what a becomIng becomIng becoming becom becom- ing new hat you are wearing I Mrs T Yes T.-Yes Yes I bought it at THE FUN SHOP and it only cost me two Jokes an epigram and a poem Mrs A. A P P. P Stahly OVER THE i PENCE ENCE IS OUT Gene Which Gene Which beat to the fence you or the bull Smith Smith Smith-It It was a tossup Roy Roy Henderson Many a fellow who promises his best girl an automobile after efter they get married has to compromise on a ab b baby by carriage AS EVER Biggs How BIggs-How How is your cheese sell sell- ing log Boggs Still Boggs-Still Still going strong B. B. B C C. BIgler seU-j seU Copyright 1924 Reproduction Forbidden I I |