Salt Lake Telegram | 1914-03-09 | Page 16 | "All Right, Mike, Let 'er Go," Yells Conductor, and Government-Controlled Railroad System Begins to Jog Along

All U Right Mike Let Leter er Go Yells Conductor and Government-Controlled Government Railroad System Begins to Jog Along t. t Anxious AnxIous' Inquirers about government ownership of ot railroads who wish to do- do bite bate te on that topic and ret get et sure euro and certain certain eel tain facts about tho question ma may do doj doI j I well ell to drop down at the Iho United States 1 I nav navy recruItIng office In tho the Judge Judge- build build- flu Thoro There aro arc some W there who recall the tho federal railway trolley line lino run tun from the Iho Philadelphia hla Rapid Transit island Island n navy company's line lino to tho the League y yard ard f Sura Suro and its it's a a. government railroad cl declared a a member of or tho the office toda today What nt do yon mean mean federal federal con con- control control con con- trot The motorman does that Ho lie has charge charSe of ot tho the thins thing more mora than tho the con con- ductor 11 letor a a. little car to ride in Hut tit It goes oes pretty prett wells well when tho breeze Is right rl-ht Lind th the currents good and Its It's late lato Satay Saturday Sat Sat- ay night night or or early carU Sunday Bunda morning L Little tile Oar Car Is Full Full Car Car uT Take 11 c It on the tho latter r auspicious occasion oc- oc o oc occasion ca casion lon when hen tho crowd which has be been on having hort short leave leav wants ants to como come back to quarters on tho the good old ship or In Inthe Inthe Inthe the na navy yard Then the car Is full tull r said tho the car was You Tou bet You remember that cartoon th that t won wona wona wona a a prize In a a. competition comp back East a n. lit little lIt lIt- tle- tle while tle while ago OKO The Strap That Earned FAmed a Ro Million tho the artist called the picture It Jt was waa as the sane samo old strap you ou and I I ride t J on every da day toadies Ladles les and children first men men to the tho straps straps' Is the cr cry that Is raised as tho the good ship Tro Trolley II Cj rushes through the darkness from downtown Sure Well VeU Nell this government Co road at League e Island navy yard has some omo cla class This little car on tho the occasions I speak of 01 In Intha Inthe the tha early morn mom has moro more aboard than a Capacity forty Tho present present When ithen Its It's so M full Inside everybody c hasto has hasto as asto to breath together together Inhale Inhale exhale liko morning drill or drill or suffocate then they thoy begin begin besin be be- gin sin to hang Jiang on all along tho the windows win win- dews dows with one ono arm urn crooked Inside with I Ithe the tho fingers orf anchored deep In the ear ar o or of I somo some good lood old mate mato If Ie you lose 1086 your balance ho loses his hearing hearin Square Sudden v tho the motorman bawls out All AJI ready Mike And the tho con dips digs himself himself him him- s self IC to the tho surface and whoops back Lets go got And then comes tho the last man always al' Is a a. last man Ho lIo generally chases the tho car all tho the wa way to the yard yard yard- almost two miles If It ho he wasn't a R. rough and rea ready y hed he'd be bo all ail In when ho he winds up up-or up or be all In anyway before h ho he mak makes s half the tho cruise But ho gen gen- rt shaken shakeR a leg keeps the light of oC the ship In Inh h view hv v. stokes up plentiful plentiful plentiful plen plen- keeps tho the wheel steady stAdy and makes It It Once one ono of em doln doing this this convoy convoy stunt stubbed his too toe It took the he Minnesota's Min tug f war team and a barrel of oC dynamite to out All but his socks They were too strong for tOr the thet t team an and tho the dynamite failed to fetch tetch em cm Good Any y DayNon Day Now Non government Jo railroads work all right This Is a sample What trolley i lino IIno could hold the boys when coming In late Saturday nl night ht after cleaning up the Water street line and talking Cuban politics on Front street except a a. government lino IIno And when hen the Jackies Jach aint It tho the little car Is good to bring down nn congressional delegations delegations delegations' delesa- delesa and ond women visitors who wonder why a a. battleship uses hammocks In winter Its It's Rood good ANY day s If Jf If one little car can do the th business that does wh why a a. whole railroad owned b by your our Uncle Sam ought to tote tho the whole Mexican nation across s tho the Rio Grande and cm m first t pan T re