Show Personals Locals Miss Molly Moth Tucker was WilS unable to play the melodeon in church last Jut Sabbath being a as the melodeon was froze roe up or something Bill Hepburn our artistic k blacksmith will take the instrument apart some time next week and we see what he can do to it it Andy Ands a a. former r resident ident of Bingville but now living over in Pot Pot- tow assle county drove to Bin Bingville ille In a pungo pung last lut w week w-eek dc to visit of 01 old friends friend Andys Andy's nose was frost bit coming across but buthis his is friends here are JUe glad to see lee him At present he is is the guest of his hie broth cr law in law In-law Mel Sampson Glad to see see you oU du Andy J Jaspar par Ha was kicked by hy a ii colton colt colton on hJ his lower tower place while feeding the thes s stock ock there last there last Friday Priday evening c inflicting inflicting inflicting inflict inflict- ing a painful but not necessarily f fatal fatai t i abrasion to his shinbone causing him to limp and swear wear cons considerable Mrs rr Martha Tucker scrubbed last tast I Friday and nd caught aught cold in her lungs and has a cough as a result Everybody Everybody Every Every- bod body tells her he she will ill go into consumption consumption tion Lion from it This is our opinion also also theres there's no ito use beating about the bushover bush bushover over it Kph Eph Hi Higgins desires us to sa say to the thc patrons of f the office that the P. P O. O M will ill I I b be closed all this week as Eph is engaged engaged engaged en en- in making out h his s quarterly report I I to the government and dont don't want ant to o be bothered Eph gets terrible sweat up tip when he has has' to make out his quarterly report leport and asks them as 35 desire t their cir mail to wait until he is through with it Jt Miss liss Pho Phoebe bc Hilderbrand has moved mo her dressmaking ng parlor from the front room of her house to the sitting room where she will be pl pleased a ed to meet her customers Phoebe is at present en engaged engaged engaged en- en in making snaking a basque hasque for Mr Mrs C CHo Cy Ho Hoskins kins She g gives es a invite for hi ladies Hes Hesto to drop in iii and see the new fashions fashions' which she has to show sho Abe Witherow put a a. pr pro of 01 felt insoles insoles insoles in- in soles into his boots last week but they made his boots hoots so o ti tight ht that his corns coins most niost killed him so he had to remove insoles r We Vc arc sorry to hear this thi Wes Woodruff ff our hunter and trap trap- v per r ketch cd Miss Mi roily PoUr Wood s maltese cat in one of oC his hit steel r traps hack back of town on one tight night last week neck Miss riss Pol Polly threatens to sue him bim Wes Ves most mot always ketches something in his traps He Ic in them twice this wint win win- t ter r. r IJ I J Jed ri Peters Pelen our buI intelligent teacher has been beci making trips trip down to Snake Bend er C every Sat Saturday y night for 5 several C d weeks How about out this Sarah Dad Henderson w while chopping wood woodin i in his his' back lot r recent broke the handle handte square quare out n his axe which jest missed hi his wife's head who was wag shaking out the table cloth at t the tim time Mrs rr H Henderson Hen Hen- n- n derson der who is is 5 a 3 strong tron minded woman i thought at at first firt that Dad Darl done it a purpose pur- pur Po pose and nd was going a-going going a-going to give give Ri him d a dJay Jay ayin n out ul but hut Dad apologised apol gi ld and convinced con con- vinced her otherwise e. e Dad Darl says i S l it W was wasa a fo for both of tl them Amos cr our 1 talented loner er and legal egil light in s1 speaking ng of the trusts at t tH H lien n store Hore the other g said d he lie would like to have ha a i chance lobust to lo bust them 11 up once Ame me is a mighty smart ait if we do s say it and md WI we r reckon kon 1 if f he got z a chance he hc would make it awful hot for the trusts Si Loom Loomis is got up tooter morning before jc be- oc- oc I fore forc da light daylight and started ri a fire in the store to and being as it was cold coldin in m th the kitchen SJ bi i set et down on the stove store c to Jo get id warm and dropped off to sleep an and when he lie woke tip up su the entire a scat t of his pants pans was scorched so iO his w wife e had to put in a new new- scat cat c t for him ITi ii Cranby tells ut u I that hat he be had a a tur- tur headache for t two 0 days das last week The week b before forc he lie had an ache in his Ius hack back and this week he has the tooth tools ache ilche He says san x hc he cant can't remember er the thc time lime when things ached him as they have ban this winter |