Show rw I Walter it wi Winchell h fl On Ot Broadway Copyright Copyright 1931 1031 by D Dolly Daily ly Mirror Inc Torch Song Because 0 O God because lie he loved me rue once Because sometimes ho he speaks aloud my name The ThC moon for her bas has hidden Its Us fair face Her lIer heart is racked with grievous g tot torrid flame Because Jon long lone years ago he held me mc close And thought perhaps that I was comely made And sought sou for love Jo in arms that weren't hers Is this the reason nason she is so afraid she know I thought all an women knew That man is always seeking new dell delight ht And the past what can It ever hold for him But Dut opaline dreams of Midsummer's oll Night Oh take Lake the tho present nt let Jet the past no 10 o by Take all the moments while you ou may No memory can ever bring them back And nothing matt matters but the living day R. a. R. R P. P S. S v i I iSid Ii Sid And may nil all your children become acrobats acrobats- and be snubbed b by stage hands I Jt c j ff Now New York is to have a new subway subway and and Izzy lazy Elinson EUnson says hed he'd like to be the first passenger- passenger Just so he can n see sec c what those ads look like without with with- out mustaches t SI Observation The N. N Y Times on December 25 only had two Christmas Greeting GreetIngs ads In Its column by that title which is another rough example showing what the tho times havo o wrought tic Never Thou Thought ht of That Dr E. E says apropos the gag about Hoover asking Mellon for lor a nickel to phone a a. friend and Mellon replied Heres Herc's a dime dime call call up both of or them rd Id Id I'd like to know Mr Winchell Just who are arc those two friends s I Post Mortem I For several years a well-known well local editor has been collecting data to prove that many current works of art books plays etc are axe not created by bythe bythe bythe the persons to whom tho the credit is given but by unknowns who get little money and no glory One prominent authoress he asserts never wrote a line linein linein linein in her life and he claims to have ha documentary proof He has never revealed any of or the names but has incorporated the whole story in his will will over vcr over pages long long and and insists upon waiting until death puts him bc beyond ond the reach of or criticism or libel suits Origin The new and popular type of or warbling ditties made famous by Cab Galloway Calloway of Rochester Baltimore Baltimore Balti Bait more and Harlem is called Scat Singing ho-dee- ho doh dye doh dye dee and comes from Scat to shoo pussy And because the singing is like the howling of cats hence the name The first Singing Scat contest incidentally will be held at a dance hallon hall hal hallon on Broadway ff 1 3 Disillusioned To be loved is one thing And to love is another Though I said one can bring bringAs As much Joy as the other No Now I know for Ive I've loved Not wisely but well The former is heaven The latt latter r Just hell hen 4 Of or All AU Answers Harry Hershfield told a a. gag in 1918 It made the rounds and still stUl is amusing but it is stale George Je Jessel l now uses it and claims it as his own and Hershfield was so advised He put up a squawk Jessel's Jessels lawyer however My client only claims the revival re rights I |