Salt Lake Telegram | 1932-02-09 | Page 2 | Rogers after 'Dough Coming out of Socks'

Rogers After Dough Coming Out of Socks' Socks B Br ny Associated Tress reus NEW YORK Feb 9 9 Will Will Rogers who wisecracks his wa way around the thel world arrived today from Europe on the liner Europa to get set in m on this dough everybody is going to dig digout digout out of oC their sock sock I II I hear they are arc making a drive against hoarding he said sad and I dont don't want to be bc away under the cir cir- In Europe he said when youre you're introduced to somebody they say Glad to meet you cancel the debts He lie saw the opening of the disarmament disarmament disarmament disarm disarm- ament conference and it was like the Follies only harder to get in All An the diplomats were selling scats seats He said Andrew Mellon would be a avery avery avery very popular ambassador to Great Britain Hes got enough money to tobe tobe tobe be popular anywhere Rogers revealed he had offered to bet act Rny Ray Long publisher that Hoover Hoover Hoover Hoo Hoo- ver would be reelected but Mrs Rogers admitted the money wasn't In n sight at the crucial moment The humorist In fri fine fettle insisted upon dragging all all' bystanders into the picture pic- pic ture as photographers snapped him and ind emitted a steady stream of ques- ques ions How Is my friend Jack Garner goin That's a soft job because the speaker dont don't do nothing and dont don't get to lo say nothing Tell me about Alfalfa Bill Murray Murray Murray Mur Mur- ray of Oklahoma Theres There's a boy for Cor you who may be president With this deadlock and all Bill may sneak in lies He's a 30 to 1 shot now but he hell heJI 11 come up Im I'm sneaking In with Bill Everywhere I 1 went a a war broke out just after I 1 left Say aint Dint these Chinese putting up a battle I flew hundreds of miles with a Chinese pilot which is taking more chances than Lindbergh took I flew over Jerusalem and though I didn't didn t stop I could hear the wailin That was amateur wailin wallin l' l however compared to what I heard as soon as the ship came within earshot of Nantucket light I guess Im I'm the only gent ent who went to Cairo without seeing the sphinx I had already seen Mr Coolidge Cool- Cool idge The most interesting guy I met meton meton meton on the trip during which I flew twelve days steady from Crom near Singapore Singa Singal pore to London was a feller feUer taking cases of ot bees to China Id I'd like likel to hear from that feller feUer Im I'm going back home to Hollywood to make makel some pictures Am I going to write a short history of China Yes very short