Show Walter Waltel Winchell On Ol Broadway I Copyright 1031 1931 by Dally Daily Mirror Inc J This Town To of or Ours The Jules Hope Hampton arc are On The Verge Collette DArville the thc canary and her aging money honey have Al E. E Smith refused permission to his daughter Emily Mrs John A. A Warner last week to serve as Culbertson's Culbertsons Culbertsons Culbertson's Culbertsons Culbertson's Cul- Cul bertson's bridge partner because he didn't want his tribal name Bravo All Footballs Football's face would have been plenty red yet from this and that graft exposure but Owen D. D Young had to come along and make football part of ol his Ills Unemployment ment Program foiling the press Things are so good that Nick the Greek Is 15 Isnow Isnow now playing penny ante 0 Most of the thc plates off oft which the late czar us used d to lap his are now exhibited In an E. E St. St hurray asylum II I I IJames James Hagerty who wio Is strictly a n Roosevelt man Is now in charge of the N N. Y Times Times' political bureau bureau bureau bu bu- bu- bu reau at Washington This Is most Interesting news news considering considering that the Times Times' publisher an and Governor ex Smith had a lovely feud over Or am I too loud e Q I I Carmen Pantages who Is flashing a n new huge huse sq sparkler and is 15 supposed to be Johnn Johnny Considine's Considine's Consi- Consi dines dine's Ever Everything Is Tommy It Have an orchid Jimmy Cagney for your make- make Have scallions Mr believing in Taxi Tax two Wall Streeter the one who gave each worker 5 In gold and promised a bonus when the market went vent up a 1 little And when hen It did a n week later fired 20 I Have a scallion Mr Boston Newspaper which sent Prosperous New Year greetings to each worker and then sliced wages 10 Have an orchid Red MacKenzie for Were for Were We're Just Friends Have Friends Have an orchid Newsreel Editor for bringing back that comical sissy in hi hia ina ina a new holding baby-holding scene Have an orchid Mr Winter Garden for the most colorful of ot the new electric signs I Add Neat Tricks To make sure Mayor Walker would see sec an Invitation to her party Mrs Frank FrankC C C. C Henderson sent It to him In a mourning-edged mourning envelope I Those High Dry gin bottles arent aren't fifths They hold little more than a pint Lilyan Tash- Tash man similes That guys guy's heart Is as tough as a Rasch dancers dancer's bunions I I S SEvery Every Governor or N. N Y Is done In oil on the Capitols Capitol's walls except Wm recently Sulzer's recently re removed re- re moved but moved but to where S SEd S Ed Wynns Wynn's show in the red for Gs when It opened just got It back and Is now prospering Goody Seen In Brooklyn Double Feature Warner Baxter Once Baxter Once a n Woman S I I Here here Mr Elmer Rogers of the Palace- Palace why fire poor little Morris the elevator boy because because because be be- cause someone a Ben Meroff sax Put Morris back on his job or cross my name off your pass and pal list The emblem of Mussolini's Fascists the Fascists the fasces fasces Is Is plainly seen on the other side of our new U. U S. S Dimes What speakeasy In New York never has never can and never will willbe willbe be raided by n J anybody bod 1 Not New But Cleaner Than Man Many Magazines Then theres there's the one about the well known Broadway actor who went to sunny California as asIt asIt asit it is sarcastically called He was sold on the state and eventually brought on his tribe The night of the da day the kinsfolk arrived there the well actor threw a dinner for them during which he raved and raved and raved about the wonderful climate etc It was Just his luck tuck however that an unusual ain aln storm came up And did his face get purple He recovered his poise In time though to re remark remark remark re- re mark Gee Listen to that fog fogl |