Show C i F Walter Waiter W lter Winchell I 4 On Broadway i t. t 1931 1131 I 07 by r Dally Dalli Mirror inc J 1 k km m Po Portrait of a Man lan Talking to Himself Mr Grandi must have been clowning in that news newsreel reel scene I thought Id I'd choke laughing When he referred to COlonel Colonel Colo Cob nd nel Li Lindbergh dberg as Colonel That N. N Y business man certainly must adore doggies In his costly flat the fellow has a special bedroom for his wows bow-wows In which they slumber on beds with mattresses I Imagine 1 I Interesting tale about Armando the clever carl car Mexico Hes He's come up rapidly in m the last five years years from from 30 per week to a 0 O When he worked in a theatrical advertising agency on Street five years ago the ago the head of the ar art dept took a week oc off when a baby arrived In his shack So when Armando's first Lt A. A Artist Hires child came and he was three hours Wan Man Who late that glorious day day Ute the head of Fired Him the art dept fired him Nice that was No Job no coin no rent lent one landlord one wife and one child equals child equals equals' what So what happened So five lve years later which was the other day Armando the head of or an art dept at 1000 per was at his desk when who should ankle In tn shabbily attired with a asad asad sad fiad face but his old boss who fired him himl I I 1 know I was a rat to do that to you Armando said aid the fellow but Ive I've lost my Job I have no money and my wife is having another baby So what did Armando do You It He got the guy who made him so ISO unhappy a Job And why did he give that guy a Job Because on the same morning Mrs Armando had bad another child and Armando thought the baby would like Uke it J if he did i One of or the better known confession magazines states in tho the mag All stories are passed upon by byan an advisory council of at ministers of or the gospel I Warning One of the towns town's ace four four-flushers lives up near list and Broadway in a middle class hotel in a hall hail bedroom He wears smart clothes carries a cane and thinks he looks like Lewis Lewis' Stone He always talks about the money he thinks he makes but never banks and never thinks twice when he tries to steal the other fel fellows fellow's fellows fellow's fellows fellow's fel- fel lows low's girl When introduced to a strange girl he never rests till he forms a a contact In wl which ch he girl e gives her his phone number which eventually is the real phoney He starts his new campaign campaign campaign cam cam- with the longest corsage he can buy and andIs andIs Is 15 Is usually out of the picture after three meetings with a new conquest But he is not unhappy because of his illusions The wife wite he married and left is 15 soaring to stardom and he is the concrete concrete concrete con con- crete example of at Laugh Clown Laugh Laughl I wasn't so sure when I said that I mean that most people this Christmas Christmas' would use certain certain ocr ocr- tam tain stock certificates instead of at Yuletide cards But now I am So many stocks arc are selling at or less And in tn the nicer shops they offer the handsomest holiday cards for much more than that A good chuckle is better than a good wish anyhow That Federal Radio Commission re reminds reminds reminds re- re minds broadcasting bureaus that that programs programs should be brought down to the mentality of a n year 13 old Why not make them bring their continuities continuities con con- up to the mentality of a year old The quarrel with Equity over Sunday shows will do somebody harm but a lotta good for r many any others so let it come When the next legislature legislature legis legis- lature adjourns there either will be legit performances performances perform perform- ances on all the Sabbath or nothing but films on Sundays as the publicity on the legit end will call plenty of attention to the stage presentations in inthe inthe the picture vaudeville and burlesque houses Oh well Its It's a sane conclusion that these are lean theatrical days on days on the road Yet when the Follies announced a tour of or several cities most of the girls turned in their notices I |