Show I I m i IA A Washington Daybook j By RODNEY DUTCHER l tJ U W A A M T. T 1 U W A A M T. T June 2 2 Every Every thing Is going to be all right because Secretary of ot Labor Bill Doak Donk has a magic potato Fortunately there is 13 no doubt about this potato because Mr Doak Doat himself has testified that it II stopped his rheumatism and Is even good for neurasthenia There is of course conne no limit It to what you can do with a potato like that As Mr Mr-Doak Mr Doak says It Ii brings all kinds of good glod luck The secretary let out the secret of the tho magic potato while he was down in ha Houston Texas and you ou I may be sure it caused no end of excitement here In the capital where other cabinet members became very envious indeed Since Mr Doaks Doak's re rc return re- re turn hardly anyone has had time for anything except speculation as to how Mr Doak and his magic magia pot potato to will set about changing the course of ot history MR l DOAK HAS liAS CONFIDENCE CONflUENCE The first real big assignment assign assign- ment will vill be to get the Ule wheels of industry in in- in moving again so o as to end the thc problem of oC unemployment One littie lit little lit lit- tle tie potato stands pitted against 6 loo O unemployed y Can the little 1 potato win Mr Doak m prediction but his j hi magic maglo potatoes Is 15 very g great f 4 all all no other method has ha yet i be found to ameliorate or shorten Sho L ii depression so o why hy not a potato Inagi Regret gret Is widely expressed tr thel Useless over the fact that hat Si tino no magic potato at at hand dt i dmu-i there ti is period when hen the th off official P i iun that there was no those thoe t. t days there were se of figures and all ali kinds of t done with them but a rm magiC na was badly needed d to POtato make accept the official PO position c everybody never did V h SUCH MAGIC L A proposal to u use c the mai magic to prevent pre wage wae cuts will iU b be j t-i t out as soon oon as President 1 proves prO It Hoover ap Mr Doak plans to assemble tt It tt principal employers of ot tho and get them cout gazing at th tha m potato which will be placed in a ble or something Then h he 1 If they keep their attention arru U on the potato for months will not be able to devote any thoo to cutting wag wages |