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Show JBT.S OP OISOEB. Very Singular. Mrs. McCrackle "Did yuu try that deaf-mute servant ser-vant I ent you?" Mrs. McCrackle "Ys, but she did u'l answer." "Hark! Somebody Is playing a delightful bit from Waguer." Oh. that's only Janie shoveling coal lulu the lurnacv." Ex. lteaeon Enough They sayKccb's lymph is uuiiUile under the itiv Kiulcy bill. Now-, why should it W. It Interferes with home consumption. consump-tion. The dealer In second-hand clothes I bound to have a good many bad habits. Whether crowding the cars is right or not. a great many people stand up tit it. "Ycr look bad, Jim. Been under the weather?" "dorter. Todsy'a tbe first time I've been out erdoors In three months." 'What was the matter with yer?" "Nothin', but tbe Judge wouldn't believe It." i. Dr. Pillsbury "Well, Mr. Sceptic, Scep-tic, did you follow my pn scrip tiou?" Sceptic "No. If I had I would hare brnken'my neck." Dr. PllNbury -'Why, what do you mean?" Sceptic '-I threw the prescription prescrip-tion out ot tbe window." Ex. Drummer (in a near-by hotel) to a friend I see you are getting to br quite a dude, wearing a black crocheted cro-cheted tie." The other drummer But this lsn'l a bUck crocheted tie. Beta ou the question are forthwith made and Drummer No.2 announce triumphantly that it Is a black silk tic. First drummer "That's what I said a black crow shsde tie. Ex. |