Show A ANEW NEW YORKER KER T AT T GENEW GE- GE NEW YORK Nov Nos WaI L-WaI SI you OU can take that trow from rom behind behind behind be be- hind your cars ears and hop tho the next train for tor New ew York r- r t i i Gee Geo Were We're h Ii a Do v i al n a l more fun un around here Just raising 11 B D y gosh were we're tots toss log ing ng horseshoes now now- Yes alree siree and weve we've pat some same right mean shoo shoe to sers over around Seventh and eighth aven ave aye n Only trouble Is th they y charge chargo you ou for tor it here hert good money for or pitchIng pitchIng pitch pitch- ing horseshoes Well cU that's the way they get set you OU In Ia the big city Always thinking up some somo scheme for tor making money Somo Som smart city slicker BUcker remembered that Manhattan Manhat rC tan tanVas Was Vas mado up of ot millions of 0 people peo eo- eo plo pIe who may have pitched shoes on the tho old oid town lots Decided they might get homesick for tor a good old game o of shoes And opened a 0 spot Just off oft Broadway And Is Js It doing bu business Its It's taking them right away from rom tho the pl pigmy my golf Colf cour courses s. s I That isn't halt half of or it St For Jor this town Is sure suro going rural this winter Hay rides which may maj or may not bo be out of or fashion back 1 In dear old Michigan and wa way states aro going s to bo be quito quite tho the thing Only trouble Is they're going s to use auto trucks instead of ot old- old fashioned horse horae teams Tho The trucks truck will vii be loaded with hay and will take the parties out to certain resorts Just outside the elt city And then therell there'll be bo plenty of at boop- boop dc doo But you ou know as well as I do that a isn't a 1 b Unless un un- less Its It's staged in Ia a n. good old bobsled bobsled bobsled bob bob- sled wagon With sleigh bells on tho the wa wagon on and tho light fall of snow against your oUr face Oh well Just about the time they began talking about depression a n. note reaches tho desk telling how scalp scalp- ers era asking per scat seat for tor the opening of ot Smiles Which reminds mo me that Broadway Broadway Broadway Broad Broad- way enjoyed t a gl giggio llo over O an ar argument at- at between Ziggy Zigg and David Dald Belasco which tool Place shortly before tho latter became III If It you OU knew your Broadway first nights you'd oUd know that a n Belasco opening is something to get set out the old silk topper about Tho The who's who and tho the what's what and tho the who isn't who all aU show up In their ermines and their swallow tails On tho other othet hand how can one afford to bo be absent from ono o of Ziggy's ys y's openings One Ono Just has hns to go so got All Ali the most important tant people are aro there S S There Thero you ou have tho the setting of tho time little drama Imagine then tho amusing circumstances circumstances cir cir- cir cir- of or a n Belasco opening and a n Ziggy opening taking place on the same night And did the they glare at each other they didn't even speak speak speak-If If you OU can e your cars The They merely wrote notes And nd such notes Up to tho the last minute all aU the f gigglers wondered I if ono or the theother theother other W would 0 u I d weaken Ziggy de demanded demanded de- de to know how B Del Belasco c I a z S c 0 1 dared open the same samo night ant and Belasco Delasco e camo arno a. a m 0 L right back with similar qu questions Belasco Insisted that ho wouldn't chan change e his opening open oPen- 1 in InS ing date Ho Ha had so o ho bo declared announced n. n and n mm d arranged his opening of ot Tonight or or Never long Ions before Ziggy had como come out with his opening date Was it a L plot And which way the high hats to turn Would Ziggy catch the tho better beller people or would Dave eWell s e sWell Well ell neither gave avo an Inch And the squawk folk were aUto bothered both both- ered But then this Is the funniest runnIest fun run niest fleet town on the map Cop Copyright 1930 NEA vice Service Inc |