Show I Federal officers and deputy sher sheriffs her iffs iHs confiscated gallons of liquor the other day after a thrilling automobile chase through a canyon So they thoy really are arc trying to enforce prohibition S S SI Old I Say Henry Feller Have a Drink Our Henery Ford The big Lizzie man Comes forth once again Giving liquor the pan This time tho the old man Says It Its money moncy that bU buys buy All An tho liquor and booze For the bootlegging guys gUs Taint tho sm small ll guys at all Old Henry cries out Its the guys along Wall street Again he he does shout 1 0 seen all nil tho bottles Of or ly and gin In They're not from And not made of or tin Un In hauled in by runners Who run rum-run tho the booze And are arc paid for by bankers Who drink wh what t they choose Dont kid me or 01 tell ten m ma maThis This country is dry Why Its It's wet from ground Clear up to th the tho sky Why the builders of Liz Lir And they're good men and true Even deign to imbibe In the illegal brew Their breaths we must smell Every day clay that the they work vork To find If It for booze Their duties they shirk But Henry raves on and The liquor flows wet Hes He's accomplished one thing- thing Hes He's worked up a II sweat PRINCE HENRY L Aha Aba So Youve You've Been Pekin Have You After all what we call reality reality reality real real- ity is only a dream and what i we dismiss ss as dreams are glimpses of the eternal reality BARDEL YS Brown Professor Speaks Thursday Utah Utah Chronicle headline A pink one is scheduled for Friday and a green and yel yet I I low ow one for Saturday T Today's od ays ay's s Lenten Thought News item CH CHICAGO AP AP-A AP A slogan of If wo we must have education lets let's get it painlessly swept over the campus o of Northwestern Northwest Northwest- cm ern university today after Professor Pro ProS fessor Baker Brownell of the department of sociology and lit literature lit lit- said he favored Morris chairs for or classrooms V A. A We cant can't agree wed we'd much rather have a chaise lounge Fable I A man In San Francisco Franciseo the other Ib lay sent ent a a. letter k to tho lie city treasurer treasurer treas treas- saying savin Dear Dear Sir Sir Sir-I I owe 1 1 to the city of San Francisco Please accept accepts i s same sanie mo and give me a clear con con- I science I One of oC these da days s 's tho cil city treas- treas of Salt Lake is going to rend rendi a i letter reading like this Dear Sir Sir Sir-I I owe to Salt Lake City If I had I would send it to you just to get Det a clear conscience But on tho the other hand I I figure I earned the money while I I was waG work working ng underpaid for so many years At least I earned a apart apart apart part of it then thon After I had decided to appropriate a little of the city funds I worried so much over the matter that I think during the pe period pe- pe nod I was in this office I earned the remainder of tho just through worrying Because of the time I spent in the tho service of the city I h feel that I owe it something so just to make my conscience ence clear please accept this new dime I am inclosing 6 An Enterprising Femme News s item To preserve possible future future fu fu- fu- fu ture nrc rights for alimony Mrs AUs Lizzie Goff Golf asked for the sum of one dollar per pcr month for support in ill her complaint for divorce filed here yesterday against Maurice Goff Golf v v y V State Street Sadie says A Ay woman lecturer in New York talked for two hours ic ferring to her notes The only news in that is she hc did it in in p public ii b I i I j 4 J. J Emil was trampled on Oil the tile other day when huge crowds In lit ienna came out nul and carried him himon on oil their shoulders and 1 th thou then n him Into the mob as Was he lie po popular 1 |