Show J Logan high school chool girls have turned to silk Ilk and end wool stockings stocking because became they have hav suffered frostbitten frostbit ten legs leg on going to school chool Now w WI w. suppose they'll be suffering from the same ume thing we did when wt WI were kids and were forced to be I sewed wed in our red flannels flannel THERE MAY BE BEA BEA A REASON Along the wall vali she he sat lint Though o er everyone ono was wasAnd dancing And this i is very strange indeed ell Because she ho looked entrancing Havo you Iu tried trIM m my dear Her lter closest friends did ay MY say Oh no Ive I've never neVOr learned to dance dance- u Sho softly turned away awny H II Hf Ion long ha hat had followed golf gol and yet Ho He could not Join a 3 club And nd this Is very rry strange e. e Ind Indeed d Because he lie W was S no dub Have flays you tried triM my myman myrna rna men man n 1 His His' closest friends n fl did grin Ah Ab yes but Its It's not that ho he 2 said I cannot annot soak up pin gin Old Towser loped along the st street et No woman on his arm aria And this was as ery r strange Indeed For he had strength and charm Have you OU tried my myman myman myman man Did bark his best friend Tatt Tatter Ah yes yee 8 but its it's not that barked he I 1 cant can't stand women's chatter S S S Secrets of Harem Given Out as Texts News Ne NeIt It Item rn BUCHAREST BUCHAREST Secrets Secrete ts of ot the Harem jarem a a. lurid tale of th tho east banned by 11 Rumanian cen censors ors and distributed 41 to school boys bors m my mistake mis mis- take talce for Cor Greek grammar grammars ha hat- led to indignant demands C for r th the resignation resignation nation of or the tho minister of ot e education Confiscated copies s of or the banned book found their way into the b basement basement base base- se- se ment of or the ministry building In some mysterious manner they they- were shipped to one of or the schools where tho schoolmaster mistaking them for Cor th the ST grammars g gave ve them thorn out outto outto outto to his pupils Surprised at the sudden Interest evinced e In Greek verbs tho the schoolmaster investigated and discovered tho the error Probably the schoolmaster ter did think it was Greek And then again maybe that's a move for higher education S S S SWe We see where the Boulder Boulder Boul Boul- der dam question is to be discussed in Reno We hope the tile atmosphere wont won't lead to a division of ion CRITCH III III What Care I Oh Ob what caro care I when th the wind Is high And a a. hurr hurry and flurry of or snow Jn lit m my path th With a no laugh laush and a a. son song that comes from my heart I button my reefer don on boots and nd a cap Then start For th that t little home knowing full tull well ell ellIta Its Ita warmth and friendship will cast casta a L spell Oh what care I 11 Why liy 11 should I sigh When the tho wintry night has baa a promIse promise prom prom- ise iso bright Of or music and laughter and true friendships friendship's cheer With all the happiness of or those so dear There's Theres always glad greetings when I KO go there For Dollie loves me And nd I love her I I S And with this contrib came a lit tie note saying If you print this please dont don't sign any name And so sowe sowe sowe we wont S S S This Sounds Like a Fish Story To ketch fish youve you've got ot to be smarter than the fish Yes Tes Indeed While camping in tho the Granddaddy Granddad- Granddad dy basin la last Jast t summer nummer me and my pals became so 50 proficient that the fish took to posting sentinels When hen we In sight the lookouts would wh whitla tI and all ll tho the fish would ramble But Dut we finally outfoxed them We fed Ced em cia sod soda Ii crackers and then th they couldn't whistle To ketch fish youve you've got to b be smarter than the fish and some gomo oCth of oC th these fish Ish aint so dumb Yes in in- in deed SOURDOUGH SAM SAI I S S S They Might at That Should not the newspaper group all unnatural deaths under the tho general head Slayings Slaying of the Time Times Subheads could consist in the order named of act racketeering au automobiles automobiles au- au drunk drivers flapper flapper flap flap- per wives a carbon monoxide un unloaded un loaded guns hooch ah sheik ik husbands husbands hus hus- bands home brew general prosper prosperity ty and UINTAH LITTLE OF GREAT THINKERS Women have ceased torturing tor tar turing their feet to draw remarks remarks re xe- marks like she he a dainty foot and have assumed the attitude of let Jet them comment about bout the size they dont don't hurt my ray feet feet Madame Madame Hamilton Jeffries New York stylist 4 A forc foreman man In charge of ot a B- building construction in Hungary Hungar applied to th tile the towns town's police ma magistrate the theother theother other d day for permission to swear vear at his workmen In ord order r to got get oot more work done Comm Commissioner Doran Dornn m might t ht tr try that UI ou Un of oC 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