Show 1 In New York I j NEW YORK Not YORK Not perhaps that it makes much difference difference but but rence but Percy Hammond the erudite dramatic dramatic dra dra- matic critic from Ohio wears golf golt knickers at theatre openings whereas where where- as all other r gents in the audience have swallowtails and high chok chol ers And Levy Lew Fields the theatrical theatrical theatrical thea thea- producer puts his p photograph on tickets for his shows And the strolling ladies ladles of Fifth Firth avenue now have dogs to match their winter winter winter win win- ter furs Jurs Purses in an A Avenue Aye Ave ve- ve nue nue- window are priced up to 1000 The people who buy the thousand-dollar thousand ones probably probably probably ably wont won't have any money left to pu put in them S S S Rosa losa osa Is this years year's first lady of the Metropolitan opera The first lady is the fortunate singer who sings at the opening p performance performance perform perform- ance of the season On that night all aU the elite eUte of New York rork turn out Some persons try to crash the gate gat even If It they have to stand up Not to be at t tib e Met openIng opening open- open Ing Ingis is to commit a very bad social error It is estimated that in gems are to he Je seen in tho the dIamond diamond dia mond mend horseshoe upon the opera first nights Al Elseman Eiseman the tho rich radio maker mak mak- er goes In for fOt trap trap-d trap drumming as a hobby hoiby Hidden behind a couch In his palatial part parlor or are snare drums cymbals a base drum and other jazz band accessories which he plays to the accompaniment of hi his radio I GILBERT GUlBERT SWAN Copyright 1028 1928 NEA S Service vice In InCY J. J 1 |