| Show NEV YORK NEW YORK YORK Manhattans Manhattans Manhattan's latest motion picture emporium makes it possible for a a. patron t to tb attend the movies and have an exceptionally pleasant evening evening- without having to sit through the picture In view of oC a number of recent productions I have witnessed this seems to me an idea that should be nationally adopted T Thus ms at t the new v Little Carnegie Carnegie Carnegie Car Car- negie Theatre Theatre if the picture displeases dis pleases you you or if youre you're not In the mood to look at the cinema there are plenty of other attractions There is is for instance a a. floor quite as big as any boasted by the night clubs where the bored moviegoers moviegoers movie mode goers can dance until the last fadeout fadeout There is a a. small but snappy orchestra to provide pr music during a portion of the evening and thereafter the guests can tune tunc In on the radio or use a phonograph Coffee and sandwiches are served on on the house house and and a a. ping pong court is at ones one's disposal There are tables for bridge players and there are little corners with books for one to read Just why one should go to the movies when surrounded by all the comforts of a club I 1 haven't found foun out There is is of course the motion motion motion mo mo- tion picture theatre itself in the event that one goes to see the pic pie tures All Ul of this by the way is made av available for the usual cinema price S S S One of ot those persistent data hounds informs me that more banjos and are to be found in pawn shop windows than any other musical instrument It seems to me I had noticed this myself without giving it any special at at- at Yet seeking about for a a. reason it seems probable that the banjo tyro is likely to be the most happ happy happy- lucky go of the worlds world's children Come to think of it most saxophone saxo saxo- phone blasters take their work very ery seriously and have definite ambitIons ambitions ambi ambi- to get Into jazz bands or neighborhood disputes rarely toot for their own amusement amuse amuse- ment meat but have a professional reason reason rea rea- son for tor making the night hideous with their practice Guitar and mandolin are likely to be romantically Inclined or semiSolid semisolid semisolid semi- semi solid citizens who can boldly face their landlord But banjos are ns- ns lg with a carefree jovial breed and breed and hence find their way to U Undo cle Ikes I 1 think it was vas Joe Van Tan Raalte b by t the ne who way once remarked that you'd never rind find a ix iI iIa a lawn shop S S S With the single exception of the common or p penny nn ariet variety to l b bo found in m front of Woolworth's the weighing machines of or Fifth avenue are arc a as as ritzy as the stores they occupy The well weIl groomed dowagers dowagers dow dow- agers wi who worry over their pounds of flesh are a afforded ord 1 au all the newest novelties in scales There are gilded scales and silvered scales and scales sales that announce by trick loud some Ud SPeaker specific n attachment the poundage there are ornate floor scales and scales that dont don't seem to be scales but really are are- for or most of the stout ladies demand these luxuriOUs gestures as a balm for th the bad news they receive are about to S S S SAnd one And will I know or of no place where there find more mirrors in Even the dark subterranean stations sUbway the gum and chocolate machines draw trade trade- largely because because be- be cause of th the mirrors with which they arc equipped The I I young oung men rushing up to arrange I a stray lock hastily In tIme the slot drop a Penn when The caught In the act Up lip stick squad Of course is flora lnOre hard boiled GILBERT SWAN I OP 1928 NEA Service Inc |
