| Show TIle Will John Bull Us p pA A Materialistic Philosophy 9 Gold Is Called Junk Alarm Clocks for Speakers BY IRVING IRVING HUDSON HUDSoN- I English interests are planning da day and night air service from London London London Lon Lon- don to Peking via Moscow by next year year When th the tho line is established John Bull Buhi will put another feather in in the ribbon of his hat He lie has many there already The British empire Is a colossal trade monument to the genius enius of a great people English Eng Eng- lish Ush ships girdle the tM globe British gold talks in every avery important trade center of the world The United States has the some some- opportunity t to cultivate trade possibilities in the far tal east Russian soil is less than fifty miles from the westernmost tip of Alaska To the south of us is the vast sister continent Our possibilities pos pos- of the next few v years years arc immense Other nations will not wait for us to take the initiative ItIs It Itis Itis is to be hoped that Lindbergh will wili lead America into the air S S S America is witnessing an unprecedented ed era em of luxuriant nt living Tl Th Detroit financiers have just had built for them two palatial motor yachts at a cost of or each The decorations alone on each boat cost The outside finish of at the craft is is' is mahogany The inside is enamel On water nearby Detroit the owners are ale erecting a boathouse and residence to cost Quite a pretentious playground Ro Roman lo- lo o- o map man history tells of similar luxury indulged In by b- citizens of that pe pe- pe- pe nod After 2000 years but little tittle re remains remains remains re- re mains o of their estates and play play- things Will L follow Rome Home If Il she persists in tho the materialistic philosophy now in vogue she will iii She SilO can not not help help herself in Ia that case A A- French boss bos t told llla a a bunch of f deck eck deckhands I hands to get a lot of at junk out of the I way and be begin ln unloading the real cargo The real cargo was nary naly baggage and freight The Tile Junk was gold In the final finai analysis analysts tile the boss spoke truly Gold Is only junk It is all right as a medium of trade or for jewelry that is worn for or or- or But for fOI pistons in a motor or rails for an engine gold would not be suitable It takes tales real steel stel there Tho The value attached to gold is purely artificial fictitious Were gold ever so cheap shoes shoe would still be better for horses S S I Chicago just witnessed an Innovation Innovation Inno Inno- for after acter dinner speaking procedure At a recent meeting of the Illinois Medical Mens Men's association tion Lion the toastmistress Miss 1 Florence Floeence Floe Flor ence Kohn was handed a list of the speakers their time allotments anda and a an alarm clock A A. vast improvement improve Improve- ment In the terminal facilities of the various 1 rIous speakers was noted Wilt Will the time ever come when churches Wi will vili in install intall the tho new system Already th thel tend tendency ncy is that wa way The aten at- at I en ance serves as the tile clock Str as it m may y seem tabloid seris ser ser- mo me is s draw the largest crowds and vic versa I S S S J 1 ck Johnson of pugilistic fame Came sto stopped ped his training long enough the oth Otil r l' day to appear appeal before a great sat gat gathering ering of churchmen In a middle mid mid- dle est dle est city and tell them he lie was a total tota abstainer Reports state that Joh Johnson son was given a tremendous of Personally weare weare we weare are lad glad we were not in the audi- audi ence Nothing we ilave heard of in III many ny months has Ilas so jarred our sens of what a It great church ought to be belas as this tIlls deference to a prizefight prize prize- fight It is 13 noted that tile the pupil pupil- fat w ws s Introduced by the superintendent super super- nt of at a board whose organ has b been n especially vitriolic in com com- menth on prize fights Consistency Consistency tency is s a jewel nowhere more apin ap ap- ap than In a religious gath gath- thing We Ve earp are arc sorry and ashamed S S S SAt At P present ent the newspapers are ale carrying encouraging reports of the possibility of union on the part of three gr t major denominations of Protestantism Ism namely the Congregation Congre Congre- gation atlon Methodist Episcopal and Presbyterian bodies Up in Canada such SUCIl a n has already been on Con summated d. d much to the delight oC of all concerned I Why 1 not the same union here Jin In the states Several advantages would accrue First t. t a n large portion of the heavy heay overhead expense could thus be eliminated I Consolidation of mission boards would rel release aRe more more- money for the fields Duplication n of ministry and building in small and larger on ones s as well vell could be thus resulting In tn a living JIving salary sal sal- ary for a higher cl class ss minister Also such an or organized front would exercise a tremendous influence on tho the world at large It Is to be hoped that the proposed union unton will be more than a voc vocal l gesture |
