Salt Lake Telegram | 1928-05-14 | Page 4 | The Nut Cracker

S r Henry Ford told Tunney he should have been a preacher That's s 's 11 Bobby Jones he ought to td try a a. little golf golt S I Too bad some So sort sod of ot a Pulitzer Pulitz er prize couldn't be warded awarded for Intellectuality In fn the prize ring T Tunney Tunny n y would d win In a walk a a a EYS EY'S LIFE IS A STORY OF IRISH PLUCK SAYS A HEAD- HEAD LINK LINE THE TIlE BIGGEST PART WILL D THAT TIL JULY PLUCKING IN MR m. m RICKARD WILL WILLAS AS a a a Were We're interested in headlines to to day clay One of the Detroit papers has the theline line Managers Change Fronts I It was a story about Connie Mack I however who really hasn't any front to change at least not the front I that John J J. McGraw a a a Judging Judging- by the th day dar to day reports on cn Pyles Pyle's thundering herd when the theang gang ang reaches New York therell there'll be runners including various bailiffs and police a a a aWhile While were we're on the subject of eggs ggs Jack Dempsey is to become a thespian Well We'll bet the show has something to do with a fist fight between Jack and some foul fool villain a a a aJohn John L L. Sullivan did it The Theold Theold Theold old rafters used to ring when John L. L crashed the soporific about the dome of the varlet In Honest Hearts and Willing Hands a a a aWe V Vc We seem to remember a play called d The Tho Naval Xa d Co Cadet t in which which- Gentleman Jim Corbett managed to toI I conquer 8 a dastardly wretch Just In time to save Belinda or one one one-of of ot her co cousins or 01 somebody S a a aWe We might n Bob Fitzsimmons mons in Peck and His Mother Mother-in- Law and a number of others in which your popular fighter slammed somebody down for the count a a aIt It merely goes to show that tho crowd o d loves to se see a fighter they like bang bong the tho other fellow fellow upon the the proboscis a a a Wonder If It another Tunney- Tunney Dempsey Dempse match would draw CLEVELAND A AND D ST. ST LOUIS HAVE FURNISHED FUR SURPRISES J JN IN THE TIlE A AMERICAN LEAGUE JUT BUT THOSE YA YANKEES KEES STILL LOOK AS THOUGH THEY TIlEY MIGHT FINISH SOMEWHERE SO ABOVE SECO SECOND D PLACE S a a aS S i S If the Sharkey- Sharkey Delaney Sharkey-Delaney Delaney fight really was one of those things New Yorks York's commission commission commis- commis I as cuckoo commission commis- commis sion implies we recommend that S Jack Delaney lose on time in getting to Hollywood because he CAN ACT a a a I T Delaney elaney hotly denies that the fight was funny Every cry time he gets ets licked He lie says sars people think Ire's Ires s 's crooked E Evidently his backers backs back'S back back- S 'S ers s 5 hive have a lot oC oJ confidence In him nn anyway wa 5 i S C C a Umberto Umberto Italian heavyWeight heavy heavy- weight champ hamp offers to meet our Mr Tunney either in the rina or on tho the lecture platform Wed We'd rather ratherS S they'd meet in the cellar S U ERTO K KNOWS THREE LA LANGUAGES THAN TITAN TUNEY TUN- TUN HY 4 BY EY A ANYWAY GENE KNOWS ONLY 7 5 LY ENGLISH A AND D YALE t S was discovered by a r atler We Ve wish the wrestler had paid P ld more attention to his business plays the guitar m mando- mando and anet cello Maybe tiers tier's ly stringing us i rhe Italian nallan Invader In sings barl- barl t. tune ne Maybe he could be matched SS y f. f zith tb th j Jack lack Sharkey who always alwa's Is r Ringing ngin ing about something to tHe tho r tf S v. v S i knows Shakespeare tooS too S 'S What y at a wide wid acquaintance Will Wit WillA A f teems e s to have