Show TELLING THE WORLD By NEAL NEAt OHARA O'HARA Copy rich t. t Pre lre irosa Colls Co Nw v York fork World 1921 2 S If Christopher Columbus landed in America merica today today- Christopher Columbus was one on 0 ol of the passengers aboard the Santa Sant SantaMaria M Maria when It docked yesterday He it is h here 16 ti q establish sta II h a western r route ule around the world Others aers arriving ar or riving on the Santa Maria were Giuseppe Luigi d dt dl Lucca c C. C p P. P Pizzano Enrico and France Francesco co Dili all sa sailors II ora from flom Genoa The Time passengers t ported a rough trip Confronted by ship pews news re reporters re- re porters porter Columbus was asked what he lie thought of marrage mar mar- mar 1 rage ilage Xo No sl lk Ens ho hG laughingly Th Then n the nes nelI men maca luen crowded about him arid fired more mure at t tho Wo distinguished ex ex 1 l' l S C s Mr C Columbus said one ono of the interviewers the lithe Ku Klux kazette says you r are rare a fraud It U claims Lief Ericsson discovered red America a years before you did I I never heard of Ericsson be be be- fore said Columbus coloring slightly Anything I have to say about Lief Ericsson n or discovering America will have to come from my manager Mr of the Zat Zat- ODoul Lecture Bureau Forty Forty- fourth street New V. V York rk S S C Mr h Columbus t said hl another n news ws hound Tho Evening Derrick has A 1 story today that you broke up the home of ot in 1 King lins l Ferdinand o of Spain King Ferdinand Is a good fd friend nd of or mine and so to Is id his lovely ly wife Que Queen n Isa Isabella hia sale aai Columbus Js We have t e ri ti on t terms of or friendship friendship friend friend- nd- nd ship for or ar for Y Yes broke in the tUe reporter but tha that t doesn't explain the composo- composo graph in tile the Evening Derrick show fallow fallowing willS w- w lUg illS Queen Isab Isabella pawning her jewels tot for you What Whal hat Is a a. usk asked d Columbus I Its It's a photograph of off a chorus ChOlUS girl loaned by the ShUbert cut cul cutout out and pasted on picture of or a pawnshop with a b bucketful of ol Spanish crown jewel jewels from Woolworth's Wool Wool- worth's novelty c counter unter B posed Put them all together they spell scandal explained the tilO re rc IC porter I I nothing of ot Queen Isa- Isa i behla's Jewels snapped Columbus A All Il l know Is that she sIlo is an ill honorable honorable hon boa lady who together with her hei estimable husband helped finance my trip S S SIs Is it true asked a sob ob sister that you are re on your way to lo Reno Rene Renato to divorce Mrs Columbus uN Nothing of the sort barked Columbus Columbu At this point the cameramen took tool of ot Columbus g gazing ing at tt th tile the New York skyline saluting tin this Statue of Liberty while esaY saying ng Lafayette we rC are here and nd climbing up the Santa Marias Maria's rigging rigging rig rig- ging for a an nn action picture S S S SAt At this thiC point ship news reporter chased away the cameramen and cross questioned Columbus some more Mr Air Columbus said one the Morning Smudge has hns a copyrighted copyrighted copyrighted copy copy- righted story that King Icing Ferdinand busted in on you and Isabella and found you Jot in a compromising sit sit- nt n. n FerdIn Ferdinand nd is q quoted ot d as as' as assaying shying saying Columbus Is la up to his old tricks again How flow about It It 1 Absurd snorted Columbus I Iwas I 1 was as merely showing Isabella the trick of ot making an On egg stand on on end and Ferdinand happened by and amid Joined us After that he lie In Invited me to supper But wh what t about abott the rumor that Queen Isabella Iabella slipped you one ot of t ther her Jeweled garters Have you anything to say to the American public about that IY Yes 3 said Columbus sighing this l 1 am sorry I discovered damned country at all an |