Salt Lake Telegram | 1928-01-02 | Page 4 | The Humorous Movie Sur Title Writer Gets in at [Illegible] A. M.

THE HUMOROUS MOVIE SUBTITLE SUBTITLE SUBTITLE SUB SUB- TITLE WRITER GETS IN AT A. A M. M Overheard by Leslie R. R Kraft His Wife Wife HarrY Harry Corbin do you know what time it is Is' Is Title I Wrier I I know less Jess about time than a tramp does docs about bathroom bathroom bath bath- room fixtures Why bring that up as the seasick passenger said Just let me go to bed now and Ill I'll sleep so sound you'll hear the sound His Ilis Wife You Wife You need a good lecture lec lee ture ture that's that's what you n need d Title Writer I Writer I need a a. lecture like an old maid needs a a. hope chest hest Or like a snake needs corn pads I His Wife Wife Where Where have you been i What have ha you ou been doing Let Let me smell your our breath Title Writer Writer Writer-If If my breath wa was any sweeter Id I'd have to fight off r the honey bees bee You know knew very well I never drink unless Im I'm alone 4 or with somebody somebodY Im Im I'm so sober Id I'd need a sledge hammer to crack crack a smile Ive I've been pla playing ing poker and that's that aw as awl J as the shoemaker remarked His Wife How Wife How much did you lose Title Writer Writer Lose Lose Say I couldn't lose if fl I bet on a one legged race horse Im I'm as lucky as the theman man who fell out of an m airplane and hit a mattress factory At first my hands were so 50 terrible they'd have made a manicure girl run home but along towards morning the boys couldn't beat me if It I was wasa a drum My full houses were so full I had to put up an S. S IJ n O O. sign and I stood pat so often they thought I was waa Irish l 0 Title Writer Came Writer Came the tile dawn girlie You'll get a fur coat it If I have ha to kill the rabbit Im I'm so generous that all the panhandlers panhandlers in town are aie charging their coffee coffe to me lao Now kiss we rae me as one billiard bUllard ball said to another Dont Don't wake vake me at baseball but nine nine but let me sleep until football football eleven They laughed when my wife spoke to me in ang anger r but they were amazed at my reply