Show Y 1 CONTEST You Can Win a Valuable Dan DanD D Dobb bb Prize Princeton ton jJr professors f are se seeking king the six most imp important rt nt words words' Inthe in inthe Inthe the English language rust Just to help them along DanD Dan D Dobb bb otc offers rs three thre yalu valuable ble prizes prizes' I First one one l i reliable bootleggers bootlegger's address address address ad ad- dress s second cond i nomination mIi afI i t for T president third good 1 1023 calen calendar dar darDan Dan Dobb thinks the six most imp important words are The income tax has been reduced HOME HOM HELPS ELps I. I O Or Our r government ins has ls published a t booklet on the care ot of parrots W WS l hasten s ri to td assure aMur you tho the parI parrots parrots' par par- I fot rots rots' m mentioned i fioti d are fe n not t congress congressmen men Some Soma congressmen are parrOts parrot parrots par par- rots rot soma some ar are wild birds som some ar are sm smart rt birds and Md some some are re bearcats But they tako take care caro of ot themselves r FICTiON TON There Thera is no cause for tor alarm In Inthe inthe inthe the oil oU scandal TAX r x N NOTICE fi Portland Ore man is su suing ng t for r 1 If he gets it where will he lie get enough money monr non to pay th the thO f faxes on n It it SO SOCIETY Should mothers sele select t their daughters' daughters husbands husbands' That is a question a 0 d V C w years older than Ann Oui Our a answer is No A woman did it In New Y York k H Her r daughter r had a husband and mania mama ran ran away avay with turn him Mothers Moth Moth- ers era should not select their daughters daughters' daughters daughters' daugh daugh- tars tars' husbands j r TT EDITORIAL Rt L. L Oregon Cit City Ore Democrats are arc using teapots for 1 ms They are small m made de o of ot aluminum alu lu- lu minum If It they were large and f made de of ol bp r they b bused ba be used f for r r suns stills after ft tt r Oi T Th Then the teapots could continue brewIng brewing brewing brew brew- ing trouble MARRIAGES S. S I Los os Angeles roan man sold his wife to to arother for 40 and even at that price he lost money mone LETT LETTERS RS S' S SWEET ET AND I REFRESHING A soft rIn d-rIn f. f millionaire lr ir whO wh i wOnt wOn't Bo be je years jears rs old fo for a long longtime longtime time y t not for tor 23 years was was sued for tr br breach ith of promise 15 by a it joung girl of 57 summers Our expert guess guess is he tie wro those dray crazy az s v s eue H let letters cH s ri Hiher tO Hi her after tanking up on his soft drinks SP SPORTS SPORTS' 0 There is talk in golf circles of ot iri making the golf SaIl ball light lighter f. f And we ne hear talk in Washington o of making the suitcase lighter The lighter golf ball wouldn't t go so far and neither w would uld the lighter suitcase suit suit- case case DEATHS Chamber of ot commerce commerce c convention conven tion on Pacific oat coast killed a resolution resolution reso reso- i lution calling aIlIng for foi str stronger nger be beer Wets Vets cant can't even even di drown wn their sor- sor r rOw w now now BEAUTY SECRETS A girl wh who is the picture of ot health rie needs ds a. a a go good d frame SCH SCHOOL Ol N NEWS WS One at itt t schools schoOl's ls l's worth two at pool |