| Show i Wine Flows at Wedding Breakfast o 0 o e os o S S. S L L. W Woman Describes Paris Cafe e s o o v I Story ory Shows l Amusing Side of mf il War ar arBy Bv By Mrs Elizabeth T. T C. C Jenkins i After lunch at tho best hotel In Reims which had Frenchy decora- decora In ln tho the form o of bottles o of wine wire in size from about four fourc c tc ta tat arts ris ts down clown to tho the regular t rp t bottle bottlo on the center servI I tn table cheeses worn nom tho the mild 4 m l m cheese served In Individual m d to tho the stronger Limberger w v J ie f f placed temptingly about also about also fI irs rd douvres and delicious fruits ho Ile tablecloths In this particular ace ce were red and white checked SL len 1 I cn and the room at haa has WIto 10 and black mingled harmony harmon- harmon lit Jy y ln in and und furniture W v i 0 were fortunate fortunato to witness a n nf f och wedding breakfast All theto the ther r ts to assembled In a private dinc din din- 1 iv c room room where tho the tables were ab Ien cn n with wih wine for tho the breakfast r. r y out 1 1230 30 the bride dressed as I y t tc a rides les are In 11 white Georgette f e CM e with veil and orange bios bios- r lv ma arrived from the tho church hurch In a n aI t 4 xi I with tho the groom ono one brides brides- r. r r I d cT and the best man carrying the tho ther r uJo's os es boquet As soon as they I Centered the he private dining room ea ece was much cheering 1 UI etc ete WEATHER EATHER HER DISAGREEABLE I tier lunch our party part had two s I private ate automobiles me cne 1 eathor was was 4 degrees below freez- freez it- it S Ig- Ig mind nd a bitterly cold wind wast was wast t t 1 towing we were glad to be sheli shel- shel r i r red and have thick blankets Q 7 f us i K x Having private ate cars Is more ex- ex S t than n going the tho regular way I 4 r h open touring cars costing Z toi he day which Included tho the trip i f im m Paris to Reims by train and r return rn for tor seven even persons tho the vate ato autos trem Reims nelms to the I French rench and lines and back an interpreter guide who explained ex explained ex- ex everything from tram the beginning beginning beginning begin begin- ning o of the war in that section to the end In one o of the autos we wo had an English h driver was worth a a great deal deai In cheer as he took away tho the gloom of ol the the- return drive to a n. great extent by recounting recountIng recount- recount Ing such tales as these Two men men were having lunch to to- to gether The walter waiter brought In the fish one large and one ono small They each Insisted the other help himself first The fish grow grew cold Finally the younger man took the t big fish fUh Tho The older man said Do you know that Isn't polite Why said tho younger man You should eho have taken the smaller one one Would you have o taken the smaller ono one I certainly should have re replied replied re- re plied tho older manWell man Well you have It What are you ou shouting about MOON DANGEROUS During the war the moon shone on a n good man many people In a n. great many ways was A wife wIto at t home paid on sue moonlight night This beautiful moon In the tho heaven so blue is shining too on my beloved husband While In no mans man's land tho the husband was cutting barbed wire fencing so the tho French army could advance and he was saYIng D n D n that moon it will be bo the death of at me ma yet There was a great deal o of complaint complaint complaint com com- plaint among the soldiers because so many of th the officers were so o inexperienced in inexperienced m- m experienced and gave so many or orders orders orders or- or ders that were not necessary to show v their authority and the the men men had to obey and voice their complaints complaints complaints com com- plaints afterward A lot o of good it would do a man who was ordered by a superior officer who did not know he ho could not swim to Jump off oft the tho dock into the ocean It would be too late lato to complain afterward aft art erward A young oung officer told two subordinates subordinates one morning they were to obey orders They were WE're to march when he said march and halt when he said halt hall They started out all right by obeying the march but unfortunately the young Oung officer mel met an old sweetheart sweetheart sweet sweet- 1 heart and stopped to pass the timo of ot day The Tho two subordinates marched to no mans man's land thought It was time to return came back and marched past their superior who was still absorbed One saved tho day by saying hoarsely to his captain captain cap cap- tain as ho he passed Av ye I laze glaze captain will ye say halt I |