Show Q 1 More Mor Truth Than P Poetry etry 1 J By JAMES J. J MONTAGUE I OUT OF THE AIRI AIR My I car is piled up In Jn the ditch And I 1 am bruised and lame I 1 had an accident for which I am alone to blame I I threw the gear shift shUt into first And bumped an iron gate The blamed thing should have been reversed I As I found out too out too late e eim V VIm still alive aUe Im I'm luel lucky y that Im I'm u i And firmly Ive I've decided That its it's unwise to learn to drive By Dy radio as I did I My I ty yacht is lying on a reef reet A bruised and battered wreck The Tile afternoon she came to grief I I barely saved my neck 1 Close hauled I 1 took a passing squall When to pay payoff off I 1 meant And sails and sheets and stays and all Down by bythe the beam she went She bumps with every autumn gale i a aWhile While I draw the deduction v r That one can hardly learn to sa sail l lr By radio Instruction 7 I tear the turf up on the course course- 5 f The ball remains inert I 1 slam again with Titan force force v ir r.- r. Disturbing only dirt J r it l. l I 1 cannot chip L cannot putt I cant can't do anything A golfer should be good at but at-but but Ill I'll learn to play next For Tor Ill I'll take tale lessons of ot a a aprO pro T And gan Jn real expert knowledge I haven't found Lound the radio radio- Qt Of value as a 3 college V FEWER BUT ANGRIER D VI 11 Cook found It more dangerous dan to fool ZooS a It few oil stock Investors In than hail to fool ool the tile people of ot the United States A t SUSPICIOUS It begins to look 1001 as If congressmen were cre dulling their knives in preparation for tor the cut In the income tax UX FIFTY Mr 11 Zangwill does docs oes n not t e approve of ot tile the conduct of ot this country countr The converse Is also true I r. r C copyright right 1923 by tile the Bell Dell Syndicate Inc i rf pr 2 |