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Show What do you say when ho comci home lute? Where do you hit him? Lady, hate To bring this up, lest I seem to pry-But pry-But do you dream of another uy? What is his income? What do you pay For tooth powder, Lipstick? Lingerie? Lin-gerie? What do you think of his taste in ties? What, would you say, was a fair surmise Of his insurance? And do you plan To knock him off for a better man? TIMELY RHYME THE CENSUS Good morning, madam, I represent repre-sent The census branch of the government govern-ment So drop your chores and prepare to give A brief synopsis of how you live. How many bathrooms are in your house? j What is your husband, Man or i Mouse? ! |