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Show Observations Mr. Mellon informs that Sen. Heflin's charge that Kol!:n loaned $5,000,000 to the Harding-Coolidge campaign ':n )e be reimbursed by holding up bootleggers, sounds like "delirium." "de-lirium." Sound like delirium tremens, to put it exactly. That fine writer, Tr-tcy, observes that the spirit of Christmas day has- been commercialized. Somewhat so, from the bcginniiiK. Those three wise men bought gifts which they had undoubtedly purchased, didn't they? "I believe I'll fill that large lady's stocking with apples, mostly soar," soliloquized Adam, as he studied Eve's hosivTy hanging by the family fireside, Christmas eve. ''These short skirts compel me to make one New Year resolution, anyway, and that is to always avoid snakes," said Eve to Adam, as she sat hemstitching a fig leaf. Looks somewhat as it' Cobb and Speaker had tried to steal first base and then been put out. Doheny saved us from, the Japanese and Col. Ned Green didn't drink that government liquor. Both were tried before juries of their peers. |