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Show . HIS RIGHT TO RECOGNITION. New York Saloon Keeper's Idea of a "Rating." An east side'Teutonic saloon keeper having saved more money than he cared to allow. In his till over night, decided to deposit it in a bank. Strolling Stroll-ing down Broadway, he inquired for I i "goot bank," and was directed to the Chemical National. He asked the ; ' bank usher: "Is Mr. President at home?" The usher replied that the president was in his office. Very well, you yoost tole him that Mr. Yoecup Schmitt wants to put a hundred dollars every night in Ins bank and take it oudt in the morning." After a long wait the attendant returned re-turned and Informed Mr. Jacob Smith (hat the president could not take his money, as he was not rated by Dun or Bradstreet. The excited German replied: re-plied: "nun or Bradslreet! Why, I was been raided twice by Parkhurst!" New York Times. |